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One all.

Bad day at the footy. Uncle bitters was socialising with the Ox, Rivers,jnr, Tappy etc and kept quietly missing his shout as he warms his nest egg. Maple stole my lunch and left . Collingwood won. It's a cruel world.

You picked a bad day to slag Watts.He did everything today with intensity and did it well.

So to paraphrase an old joke, "We've established the fact that you're a prostitute,now we are just quibbling over the price".

That was code. As was the Bogota reference. Sometimes you guys are so literal.

Oldee, Can you please pick up a parcel of special Quinoa from my cousin in Bogota. The couriers are unreliable around there, Thanks Mate,

Dom must be the one with the one with the ear ring.

It's whoever is the slowest one Maple. As a result his Alpacas are some of the fasteft known to man.

An incompetent letch,Luddite and a shite chef.

Don't worry about Moon. He would need a crane these days. He is probably over stretching it. As per.

Not at all, that was a long hop... I just beat ENyaw to it.

Poor Kitten. Did they give you a nice warm mug of Harden TFU after the game?

Your apricots would have a fair few wrinkles in them wouldn't they OD?

Was a bit broke so I had to "return"a few items to Bunnings. Tough times in the City.

Please don't walk through the small archives of my sporting glory and destroy the memories of my youth with your casual ,hurtful and damaging comments. Small ground actually.

I played out at Chaddie,oakleigh,Glen,Mount,Borewood. All those lifeless holes. Good times beating the bogans . I was always a gentleman on the field. Off it was where most of my troubles began. Dean Jones brother was the mouthiest shyte sibling of all time. I had the satisfaction of hitting 31 off his only over.

I cleaned a lotta plates in Memphis.

Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce. Probably not going to make the list.

Jesse it is then.

The German version. It's a classic. BBO probably has it on file.

Well done Moonie. It only took you 3 wasted years to figure that out!!!!

Probably sits through re-runs of the Sullivans and makes pots of tea as well-the low mongrel.

you'd know about maintenance. You must pay a fair bit of it.

What other use is there?

As i have said. Scrape the lot from Glen Iris out and move the scum to Moe or Casey. Put back orchards or grapes. Who cares anyway. Go [censored] YOURSELVES SAN DIEGO!