Biffen

The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape. I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

Vicki Pollard works for me now. I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners. The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event. Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members. I have an idea for a huge event (and after party) as every football club knows you have to get them in young. But not too young. This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.

Yes a 17th birthday party!! Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments. Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity. Please Carry on.

Just a journo- reported facts.

Tautological even.

Extraneous.

You could shorten it to "Lawyer" as the rest is virtually superfluous.

I never have any such dilemma. One must trust free market forces.

He did another of those pick up ,shrug,perfect handpass while drawing a tackle on the wing as well. Freakish hands. He is the real deal. I hope we don't mozz him.

I believe the good Dr likes to "slum it "on occasions. Who doesn't really,except the godawful bourgeois bogans who are forever soiling the Gat with their cleanliness. One wonders how much Dr John can converse with the intelligentsia in Hopping Dix without going completely rogue.

The verbal abuse a fixie will attract might cause severe damage to your psyche Earl. Stick to those shyteful little share cars.

Sadly the nations capital is a sleazy cess-pit of underworld deals and perverted men trawling the streets seeking and finding instant gratification. Wonder if Bitters will ever return.

Well done Earl. you seem to have your house in order. spanish women respond well to an authoritarian-particularly if you wear black . take no advice from Bitters- Romsey is a rural backwater and the lads are dumber than a box of bees. I would watch Hudson more closely and beat him randomly if I were you. otherwise- you are following Gatwick guidelines but personally I would dispense with the weekly pay charade. carry on.

Strong woman you have Mr Leg. My gravel rash has healed and I trust my kidney punches did no lasting harm to the good lady. The gloves are off when it comes sitting on Jesse Hogans knee.

Jackaub, fear not- yours truly will make my usual 7 cents in the dollar for every single transaction that involves actual money.my asset base, my lovely collegues here, have new digs arranged by moi. Many of them have organised pre payment and wisely deposit their down payments every second Thursday .the future of these wise and thrifty travellers is guaranteed. With the advent of global warming- the homeless need only fear the rising tides of the ocean and not the winds of change.

I did not pick you for a Scotch Collegian Earl but now that you've revealed the boarding house rituals I suppose Le chat est libre de Le sac. may as well reveal the truth about our democracy and the masons now. You've really given too much info to the peasants who are,as ever, revolting.

I had to push many children aside to get on the free rides before 11am. Also had to shove some kids and grannies aside to get selfies with the players .I am surprised so many turned up to sunny St Kilda and next year I will be selling some merch to the kids from the famous Garwick. That is if we haven't been bulldozed by the white shoe brigade.

Sue the Tird.he's rogered the comp.

Stuie isn't too bad at knitting and purling. Although he is more crotchety on the bigger issues

You've really let yourself go since retiring. get a hold of yourself man!! or in your case, let go of it.

When I do deals I usually resort to Chinese negotiating tactics and make them an offer they can't understand.

A bloodnut with the name Clayton .?

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.