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New Zealanders masquerading as Australians to be removed ,visas cancelled. Sanity prevails. I expect our economy to improve immediately. Well done DIAC!!

Stupid look permanently on face.

Let me address the recent short term memory loss that Uncle Bitters has conveniently suffered in his past months bender. Firstly ,having met our unrepentant and irrepressible squire at a certain mens establishment in town for elevenses in the lobby, things were going well until I was hit up for the "Homeless naughty teenage girls fund" which at the time seemed a worthy cause.More of that later. In the lifts i began to regret my decision to meet the recalcitrant one ,as ever,when i noticed similar country types in the lift displaying the uncouth coarseness we expect of unsophisticated hayseeds in the big smoke.Not to be outdone in the bad manners and non-existent grooming stakes,The Squire decided to release enough methane to power a small town as the lift took us to the banquet room. After creating a scene and having our seats moved next to the bar,the squire,unhappy as ever with the vino,insisted on an upgrade of red,which our friendly barman agreed to,and pulled out the best Lindemans. We plonked our way through inedible food and nonsensical speeches and were asked to leave the banquet room as the Romsey squire was approaching the bargirls with offers of short term farm work,the kind mostly done on stud farms. As I managed to persuade the truculent host to adjourn to a more private area ,i recall Moonie pulling himself out of a demonstration that had gathered on Collins st to help me carry the Country Member back to his train stop. It was a day that did little for my social standing,and even less for charity.

How many cans left Dazzle?

Anything significant happened lately?

Most be self flagellating in deep remorse for his action.

I handle complaints on the 29th Feb every year except when I take a break for the Olympics.

Dry, lifeless,flat and uninspiring WJ. I was there on a field day trip recently. The river is quite pretty, as is the pub.

Could happen to anyone really.

I will bring some deodorant and mints-in case the latest ostracism has lead him to( further) neglect his personal hygiene .

Iv'e lost count of all the consorts here Earl. Guilt as charged!

Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city. Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

We could summarise it as extortion BJ. Nothing sinister.

Four years should be enough for him to cut his teeth in a good team. Sure needs it. Makes Gary Busey look like he has microdontia.

Seems the way of the world that the truth is never as palatable as the offence taken to it. More is the pity.

Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all. I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

If he can fight, he can play footy and he can fight and play footy.

This clip will explain Stuie somewhat ,and may help him to figure himself out in time,with luck. Start watching from 1min45 for the crux.

Happened to me once Nasher as I was discussing marriage with Robbie F who has since left. Trouble was,he took a a private conversation public but not the deranged rantings from his side. Anyhow,big boys take it on the chin,which is something I thought Stuie would be capable of,given his experience.

I'm shocked and appalled,like all of us ,at Bitty's disgraceful behaviour. We can only hope he learns from this and comes back to us a better person.

I think he can play-although some say he has poor disposal. Seems to be very quick,and we are slower than treacle on a cold day. I reckon he would slot into our top 22 pretty easily. His face is a concern though,as chookrat has noted.

Have we ever beaten a team by 39 and then lost to them by 98 in the same year?

I worked out why we never got the points there up until today. It thought it was to do with the wings and the size of the ground originally but now I know it is because we have been a bunch of weak spirited ,useless retardos for the past 10 years. And GWS tanked.

There once was a lovely young miss Who went down the river to [censored] Then a man in a punt Stuck an oar in her eye and now she has to wear glasses. Edit:cant believe "read "is censored.

Was offered 3 freebies to level 2 today but declined because I don't need the grief anymore. I can stay home for that. Sorry to be negative . Happy fathers day all and especially BBO and DC who have fathered so many children throughout their respective regions.