Biffen

Please don't walk through the small archives of my sporting glory and destroy the memories of my youth with your casual ,hurtful and damaging comments. Small ground actually.

I played out at Chaddie,oakleigh,Glen,Mount,Borewood. All those lifeless holes. Good times beating the bogans . I was always a gentleman on the field. Off it was where most of my troubles began. Dean Jones brother was the mouthiest shyte sibling of all time. I had the satisfaction of hitting 31 off his only over.

I cleaned a lotta plates in Memphis.

Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce. Probably not going to make the list.

Jesse it is then.

The German version. It's a classic. BBO probably has it on file.

Well done Moonie. It only took you 3 wasted years to figure that out!!!!

Probably sits through re-runs of the Sullivans and makes pots of tea as well-the low mongrel.

you'd know about maintenance. You must pay a fair bit of it.

What other use is there?

As i have said. Scrape the lot from Glen Iris out and move the scum to Moe or Casey. Put back orchards or grapes. Who cares anyway. Go [censored] YOURSELVES SAN DIEGO!

Whole Eastern Suburbs should be turned back into orchards and the population sent to Moe. Sorry if that sounded a touch inflammatory.

Cutto likes the post,post,post graduates from the Tennis club Earl. He's not really into educated women unless they have a phd in blue rinse,bingo and will changing.

He's comatose by now Moonie. Drinking to hide whatever shame he has left.

It is true that I have had several problems with my teeth recently,in fact both of them have been playing up. Not all pimps get dental plans . It's not the public service. I was never in danger of fighting the bulldogs. Some of my business associates reside in Footscray and surrounds. You and Moonie were the drunken buffoons swearing in front of young children if I recall. You and your gold tooth dental scheme with your high falutin gold memberships don't belong in the outer with sociopaths like Moonie and me.

Wonder if Watts got a touch?

All you can eat has come to Borewood! You certainly know how to pluck the low hanging fruit. Keep up the good work. We are counting on you.

Redleg, Next time you go to Vegas gimme a call. I rule that cheap and tawdry town But be sure not to bring Mrs Leg. Just you and me and some of the cutest little runaways in the US,some cash , chips,some margaritas and some coke. I will book us in at circus circus or Stratosphere It will be like Rainman- if you can count.

We've carried you this far.

There's enough dementia here to forgive the [censored].

The control sample was a leather glove.

Was it snowing that day or was it just dandruff,spittle and sweat pouring off the specimen?

There was certainly enough for everyone.

I have seen it first hand and it cannot be denied. Though it is often for the wrong reasons.

You see DC, Jazza learnt at home. It should be innate .