Biffen

Why did the the fish get kicked out school?

Well since its a slow night BB . How about we tell some jokes. A man walks into a bar ,which could happen to anyone ,just seems to happen to Greens voters quite a bit more often.Usually in a public park.

America de Cali's joke seems to have evoked the Bitter one into a state of intellectual revolt. His 19thC Textile factory wistfulness plays out in his every day life you see. He will not be told how many children to make a bale of yarn or a yard of cotton .He knows exactly the Haberdashing Industries and associated perks as well as a good Horse trainer knows how to Rodger sense into a dull stable hand.

I presume you are prepared to shower the bosom before proffering it to poor Conchita and associated Earl skullery maids?

As Freud might not say. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. but I reckon you would be right into that apron on Alce given half a chance .

is that how Lillian became a regular?

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster. I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted. With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room. Do not grieve for too long . You'll miss out on the canapés . Let us know how you enjoyed the service.

"Unfortunately Lynden forgot to let us know he was going to torp it into the middle"

It has nothing to do with Poking Mums either.

Yes- it's a computer based exercise game- and you can play it in the car.Which cuts out the need for exercise.

Dc is the type of bird that likes to mix his prospective mate a cup of Horlicks.

Dc is more of a bird of prey . (not an Owl)

Watching Ice Road Truckers of course. Any snow coming to the swamps of Romsey Uncle or is it too flat and dull there?

Turnbull will have to learn to negotiate with people he wouldn't normally P%55 on in the real world. it's a humbling thing for him and I can only sympathise as I have been through it all on Demonland myself.

Cheer up Ernest. I hope you regain your health soon. Nothing life threatening we all hope.

Ernest is out on a metaphorical boat,catching a metaphorical fish, in a metaphorical struggle.

Dear Bitters, Thank you for the herbal remedy you sent from Northern China. I awoke with a start at 5am and my IBS has cleared up but the same cannot be said for the toilet at the Gat.Powerful stuff. Speaking of powerful stuff, As I am unaccustomed to rising so early I switched on SEN for some tennis results. Brett Phillips was reporting to some other twot and Dermie,the GOAT,when a player from Moldovia was mentioned. They naturally defer to Professor Dermie for this one , "Moldovia Derm?" they humbly beg the all knowing(now) tennis officionado. As if arising from a slumber Derm slowly proffers........"errr.......that's somewhere in the Balkans" (not quite). "Speaking of the Balkans Bernard Tomic is in trouble again for swearing" "But it wasn't in a language that anyone actually understands".Now turning his talents to linguistics. Dermie then goes on to rate the merits of another Tennis players girlfriend before offering his thoughts on Tomics future to Brett. "He'll need to stop the histrionics" .Indeed. [censored] I would be interested to hear Dermies theory on the Geopolitical repercussions of Brexit and its implications for the currency market.

The return of the recidivist recalcitrant.

Then a spot of cricket of brandy down the club followed by Gin Slings at Raffles. He will make his way to the Lee family table in time. If he ever leaves the four floors.

The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one. Biffen considers it appropriate.

He went Rogue a long time ago Earl. It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert. I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

Flaccid porn.

The X-box games generally get harder as you progress through the stages but he will be right. i think he will get through .

Every recruit gets a year in the medical room. Part of their contracts.

I will be pleasantly surprised if you manage to travel without being incarcerated as an enemy of the state (of humanity ).