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All I can say Is leave Britney alone. My mail is Wattsy is back watching motivational videos by Anthony Robbins and working out to Richard Simmons I'm sure he has the potential to lift himself to get us into finals. Jack will be back!

They move very well over 42 kms . Both did terribly on Easter Sunday as kids which gave them both a steely determination .

These days one must speak softly and carry a small taser.

Funny thing is we beat all but Swans. So the ride isn't over. We are better at home after a reasonable 2 months away. If we won next week people would be hyped again about our hopes. All the players admit it's a close season .

If you just shut up shop and barracked for someone else I'd be at peace with it too. Grow a set fella. We are in a better position than in 1987 and the ride isnt over.

Give Jack a break. His summer range has only just been finalised . He had to go to Byron to do the casting and pick all the talent. Some of the girls in the shoot came back out of shape and had to do extra sessions . It's not easy to run a summer brand in a cold climate.

And how do you explain away losing to the bottom side in Hobart? I think it was too cold for our soft kids

We have such a big collection of soft boys pretending to be men that they only turn up for social events on nice grounds. Such spoilt little kids they make me puke. Polo players.

Ben Brown has the same facial expression whether conscious or not.

Let's hope they disinfect between clients,

3 of the arsiest goals I've seen in about 5 minutes . When the Scully goal happened I knew it wasn't our day. 99 times out of 100 that never happens. Then the umps started plucking.

The umpiring nearly sent me postal. We are playing with no confidence at the moment. We are only good in decent weather-the team, not the supporters that is. i didn't really expect us to make top four and now I'm hoping we make the 8.

I've had enough disturbing visualisations from this road trip. Right now I'm thinking Thelma and Louise.

Typical greens tactic- riding shotgun in luxury- cap in hand to Canberra . Reminds me of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot or The cannonball run - I'm not sure which. Moons Vegan dietary requirements may not be available in the truckstops. I do hope he doesn't gas up the merc in case I need Bitters to bail me out and pretend to be a QC as he does when driving the Merc for me. Canberra is an isolated and corrupt place.I feel like they will be accepted there.

I prefer to call him Bradman. His conversion rate was phenomenal.

I always think of Fevola as the greatest Brownlow performance in history. Which slightly rectifies the fact that he cost us a test series in NZ.

Saty is virtually one of the lads-FMD- so excuse his penchant for qdefending a moral code he is not wreally privy to. Also,he prefers disclosing inane personal conversations a and issues from our club rather than let aus criticise our immediate opp. I do appreciate his work however,but on this occasion I disagree with our "deep throat". Slag and slander away- it only highlights the point that Non afl states get away from media calamities that make front or back page here.- the point Mr Reims was trying to illustrate . I Saty did not have to serve or accomodate the raucous yet he assumes to know their limits.

Sadly we talk about the punt and not the medal. The best on grounds,added up and adjusted for the winning team getting 3 ,minus ineligibles,minus teams with even midfield contribution plus the intangible factor of umpire bias and bookie /mafia interference make Oliver a ripping top 3 punt at least. I added up Jon Browns best ons in a season when he missed many games but won dosh on top 3 or top 5 . Gamble irresponsibly- the only way to win big! Also- read the fine print- joint finishers in the 5 may halve or third a dividend. Having said that - I am a terrible punter but I'm putting a few bucks on Clarry each way. If there was ever a market for dual Brownlow medalist I'd put the house on it. It's not a footballer- it's a freak ,once in two generations player.

Worth a punt on Clarry For sure. Even the cash out value will make it worthwhile. Chopsticks could easily snot someone if they rough him up.

He never said they were gay- just boring drunks.

No we won't get him. Just a trifling issue but why does that ugly big [censored] get to wear a black headband and Hunt gets forced to wear the AFL lisenced product. If they are going to be pathetic and petulant they should do so uniformly or not at alll.

Roos thinks pro bono means you are a U2 fan. The AFL will want the money back and place us wherever they like. Roosy will coach at Collingwood next year for more millions after" discussing it with his family".

We won't have much say till we play back Roos salary to the AFL.

Eastern suburbs I'm guessing. Perhaps Bondi . Sadly, the press don't care about GWS here or there because they are an artificial team with no supporters.

Drag queens everywhere will be beside themselves. Except for Sam Newman.