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Biffen

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Everything posted by Biffen

  1. Jazza. I assume you mean in town. but if you wish to stay at home on your spree then I can organise travel for my staff. I'm told I have fantastic tour guide potential and my extensive knowledge of rural victoria means we might have to take the Gat to the country.
  2. Park out the back of the Gat. I will keep an eye on it. Otherwise.Safeway in Acland St has a magnificent car park right near the Said park of LUNACY, off Shakespeare Gve. Which you may know.
  3. The Fire Brigade recruits that received their training there would agree tacky.
  4. Thank god you are safe. When you do not post something repulsive at least once a night we begin to worry. We were petrified that you had lost the other girls and wedged yourself into a crevasse.
  5. Dressed in Frilly Victorian ,corseted outfit. Desperately searching for help, Oh i can picture it. BUT IT AINT PRETTY.
  6. Oh yeah. The Eagles. In the rain. At Hanging Rock. I think i'd rather have the seniors card at home, watching TV, or porn in this case.
  7. Some people need alcohol to give them the confidence to be outgoing and socially confident. BBO needed alcohol merely to function through the short day. Welcome back.
  8. I'm in the peptide industry now. Gone legit.
  9. That little K- Hunt. The AFL are probably wise not to delve. Just slip it under the rug like the Matthew Stokes incident .
  10. Desperado has been the soundtrack to your life I'm guessing Jazz.
  11. Must say I agree with CF ( nice initials). I visit this site solely for footballing cliches and you guys are always rabbiting on about red wine,prostates, bAnanas , alpacas,cows,smoke,drugs,the art of seduction ,toilets,Wednesday tennis swingers parties and every other bit of useless information. You should all be banned immediately.
  12. That is certainly a colourful picture you paint and I must put it down partly to the dehydration and withdrawals you must gave suffered these past weeks.My revolution is already occurring every day. I am currently lobbying the government to lower the drinking age. As a nation,we couldn't possibly be stupider but the commonwealth was built on rum and gin. It's the only way to remove the jihadis- vomit on them.
  13. Scallops and prostate troubles. You two should come and see how the rest of us live. The last scallop I ate was not a scallop at all but I did not dare ask for the ingredients.
  14. i can't see your point, but she can sing.
  15. Is he shaving twice a day yet ? Andy Lovell and Garry were in ''87 so that's when he will be ready.
  16. I admit it was a bit under the belt.
  17. Not all stories have a happy ending.
  18. I'm not into that oriental practice whereby they stick multiples prix into you if that is what you are inferring.
  19. We should send him a carton.
  20. I'm using your quote on a tasteful tattoo. Hope you don't mind.
  21. He was only ever good for about half a day then he kept headbutting the window expecting a different result each time. Severe mental problems. One of the most fukked up blowies I have ever shared a relationship with.
  22. Jizza- if I need a cultural dessert to depress me I shall make my way to beech Forrest . In the meantime,I would rather disembowel myself with a blunt knife than visit a non smoking philistine like yourself. No offence personally,but I am a sophisticate and cannot abide enduring,proud ,idiocy.
  23. 'twas the three day growth that gave him away i hear.
  24. Au contraire La Lune. I have found myself employed,however honestly one cannot say. It's all subjective.
  25. Fernwood was never going to be the right place for you to shed those unwanted Stones.

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