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I'm told by a Norf insider that Goldstein has had groin trouble which was being treated "in house". The problem flared up when Mrs Goldy found out. So they replaced him with Majak who is morally perfect.

Since when have Jehovahs Witness' been a protected species? If we cut them -do they not bleed out?

Did Lewis hold on to his snag or drop it on the floor?

6.Hibberd 5.Milshake 4.Tyson 3.Viney 2.Harmes 1.Viney (Thank you Essendon)

Good Snow Darling. they'll pop in to a game later.

She was sitting in front of me up until 3/4 time. They must broadcast from a studio.

Jordan Lewis is not a good footballer. He will never make it in the AFL.

Did enough and does the right thing always. Lewis is a greater liability.

Judging by the crowd,Melbournes fans are more successful ,urbane and sophisticated than any other team in the AFL. Our female fans are the best looking in the AFL. Port in the other hand look like they have just rolled up from a homeless shelter for the mentally deranged.Rough as guts . Kochy can barely hide his disgust at his track suited cheer squad . We are winning the fashion stakes already you will all be pleased to hear.

I have at least 200 original put downs that Are kept in a teledex . With Moonshadow scoffing canapés and Bitters frottaging his was thtougj the crowd The security will have their hands full.

Strange move by the AFL to put football on at the MCG at 2pm on a Saturday. Innovative and bold-I wonder if it's something they copied from the NFL or Basketball ?

We won but your days of tax evasion are over. Regards to the other criminals!!!

I've been dealing with player haters all my life. Only me,Jack and Beiber know what it's like but we battle on.

Just to update you on these Vandals. They now seem set to sue the Vic govt in an attempt to build 50 stories anyway. I'd like them jailed and tortured. I'm quite funny about old buildings.Even as Sarajevo was being pumelled and people were fleeing my thoughts were with the buildings and bridges that had stood for 1000 years. These guys must be stopped,crushed,destroyed and dumped in an abandoned field.like you would withn a pile of asbestos,if you were a scummy dog.

Neeld was as inspirational as a bitter,cross-eyed,redheaded,Geelongian could ever be.

You have started to rewrite the CS chronicles I see. The real reason Beamer went North was because he spilled his VB tinny on Schwabs desk during selection and Bails then dropped his bong all over the transfer papers for Scully,who was back on the scag. Next day Jurrah swapped all Jimmys Endone fora sawn off and went North too,to visit family. Next day,the sawn off got swapped got swapped for a machete and some booze. From there things got progressively worse.As they do in such times. Meanwhile,Cuddles and CS were writing and re-writng the red and blue print (tanking) whilst the apparent secrecy of such a dazzlingly brilliant strategy was cast aside for the PR benefits of Whiteboard Wednesday. It all fell apart ,as everything does,In Geelong--Where being mentally challenged is in the genes.

I nearly quoted it but cnbf. Knute Rockne or John Bertrand?

I have been questioning the worth of our veterans lately but the season is yet to play out. in football terms,if JTs body "gets right" ,he is effeectively 23 in terms of games played and we know he can find the ball.

BBO has had an ankle bracelet for years and I have a few friends in the Police force. Often I track him on my computer when he claims to be " at the gym" when in reality he is dressed in drag sniffing bike seats at Fernwood.

This guy gets me searching for disgusting superlatives. Only because he is a bald,skinny,cheating,mentally challenged,shithead [censored] [censored].

Looks like I will be putting a few coins in the metaphorical swear jar . I hate Nicholls- he's a trounced up affront to humanity. When the revolution comes,and it will,I will have a special slow conflagration for this man.

If he's named he is playing. Psychologists all agree the best way to beat grief is by kicking multiple goals for the MFC.

I'll be really happy if he snags himself a position. Cindarella story if we get to finals with JT picked.

In terms of pure class we have 5 draft picks taken at 3 or higher. Viney being clearly one if not taken as a father son. In terms of game fitness they have all played well this year. The feeling in the dressing room will be confident. The best ins in one week in history.

First McDonalds had to change 140 years of a plain red ball by putting a big logo on it. Then they just made the whole ball McDonalds yellow and rammed ads into the whole game.