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Breaking News: Mitch Clark requests trade back to Melbourne.

Just left simmonds for my first game of the year, went with my brother and uncle who are diehard Geelong fans. Was great fun to stand up in a crowd of blue and white as a Melbourne supporter for once. Smashed them in the middle, well done to Gawn, vince and jones on huge games and vineys effort on Selwood was first class. Well done boys, proud to be a Melbourne supporter!

Dwayne is hard to listen to at the best of times, his love of Port Adelaide and Geelong is equal only to his hatred of Melbourne. Today, you could hear the tears rolling down his cheeks, and the croak in his voice with every Melbourne goal got louder and louder. After Garlett kicked one of his many goals he proclaimed "dagger to the heart!" He was of course referring to himself. Well Dwayne, to show there are no hard feelings despite all this I will be sending you a small gift in the mail.

What a dream come true for these two.

Really loved at the end when Roos ran out on the ground, rounded up the players and led them to form a guard of honour for Enright. Fabulous moment! He made sure we showed our respected to a great of the game. Great leadership from Roos. We showed humility in victory...it was an incredibly proud moment. Well done Roos and our 22 fabulous players on the victory and on the respect shown. At last the 186 voodoo is dead! Hooray!

the Brendan McCartney influence already seems profound, though hes not the only one of course. Our kids look incredible. But this win goes to the leaders who atoned for last weeks lat 40 seconds, and then some. AND OH YEAH WE JUST SCORED 113 POINTS AT KARDINIA PARK AND BEAT GEELONG WITH NO HOGAN AND HALF OUR BEST 22 OUT Let that sink in!! WOW!!!!

Just high fived Gus Brayshaw and Nev Jetta. Pretty happy with that. Go you bloody redlegs. Made us proud today.

Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

We played man on man. We beat them man on man. We cracked in and ran harder then they did. Our leaders led. Our young guys showed they refuse to be tainted by years passed. Our NQR players played their role and kept their ball handling simple. Still waiting for us to find a way to lose even though the game has been over for 30 minutes.

I did my little grand daughter rang me with 5 to go and said.PA the Dess are going to win for you. Thought the misting up I said for you too. Well I can dream can't I?

Brayshaw was massive! Super aggressive and resilient and he's a bloody culture changer!

One image sums it all up for me:

christian petracca ‏@cpetracca7 2m2 minutes ago Melbourne, Victoria #cantwaitfornextyear

christian petracca ‏@cpetracca7 · 1m1 minute ago  Melbourne, Victoria Good to see 36 players in the back 50 haha

LOL

A very happy day. The Dees beat the [censored] and my daughter is about to give birth to a grandson. Not sure which I'm more excited about. Don't tell my wife I said that. The whisky tastes good! A fresh bottle bought yesterday to wet the baby's head - not sure there's going to be much left. Ah well, there's always beer or champers.

I am genuinely thrilled for Jack Watts. He finally looks as though he belongs and has found his position. He had the best smile at the end of the game - I think he genuinely loves the Dees.

One of the proudest days of my 51 years as a Melbourne supporter!!!!!

Vince's career at Melb has already overtaken Sylvia's.

Adam White ‏@White_Adam 8m8 minutes ago It's been a long time since I've seen Joel Selwood so comprehensively beaten. Jack Viney was outstanding. Disciplined and aggressive.

So happy, for the players and us. Especially thrilled for those brave Demons who ventured to Kardinia park and got to see it live

Simple solution.. Why don't we have both? image upload no limit

Surely Angus is favourite for the Rising Star now. That intercept mark and charge through the middle was magnificent.

@RalphyHeraldSun: The Dees got pick 21 when Colin Sylvia left for the Dockers. They used it on Bernie Vince. Worked out OK...

Roosy's little smile after the siren gave me wood. The pundits can rack off!

Brayshaw is epic

F@#k...!

Give myself a jolly good flogging.

If you've got a Plasma you can pause it at the moment we win and if you leave it long enough the image should burn into the screen.

This win is for you OD. Drink it in old son. Awesome to see Stretch and Neal-Bullen celebrate their first win together.

Cop that Geelong you stuck up pack of whingers and divers!

Bernie Vince 38 disposal 9 tackles and 2 goals... WOW

Probably our best win in a decade when you think about it. Brayshaw > sliced bread.

Some Photoshop handy work.

The best win since an injury ravaged Demons won against the odds against West Coast at Subiaco in 1998. I've been rapt with Watts' last 3 weeks. He's been so composed in traffic and under pressure it's been stark and for me almost unbelievable. He's still made the odd mistake, but everyone does. It's just so wonderful for the whole week when your team wins. Well done all.

This may be it !!!! We might have just had, finally, the turnaround win after 10 years of [censored]. Look out!! The Demons are coming.

For the last 10 years I have had to front up to work on a Monday after playing Geelong and either cop sh!t or loads of sympathy. That will certainly not be the case tomorrow! Go you mighty Demons!!

I'm in shock. We seriously won? Good Ol Melbourne always find a way to enrage me and then suck me back in.

Sam Frost ‏@lefrost48 1m1 minute ago Great to see our young boys play so well in a tough win. Future looking pretty bright with @cpetracca7 to add next year! #myheartbeatstrue

Sorry, I thought you all told me we were going to lose by 100? Credit to Goodvibes who picked it. So, so stoked.

Never post here again.

Hey Clint Lovely of you to give him his own thread. Utter moron, most annoying commentator around. As others said, his trouble is he just doesn't realise how stupid he is. He was one of the chorus leaders at the time of the tanking debacle. And the name. Is there a worse male name? It's like his parents had a discussion along the lines of: hmmm, this is a really dumb looking baby. What's the most appropriate name we can give it? How about Wayne? No, that doesn't capture the sublime stupidity of this baby. I know - let's stick a "der" in front of it. Late thought - sorry if this sounds disrespectful to any Demonlanders called Dwayne. I'm sure you wear it well. I have a rather unfortunate First name myself.

I'm taking tomorrow off the way this Pale Ale's going down. Cheers everyone.

Absolute ecstacy from our wonderful warrior skipper. Gee, has he earned this moment.

Sorry Mitch.... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 UP THE DEES!!!!!!

22 players all played their roles, it was a four quarter effort and probably the best win since 2007.

I've done a number of deployments to Afghan/Iraq and a number of other lovely places and don't have PTSD at all attributed to that. My PTSD is attributed to being an MFC supporter.

I think it's called a "trip" Mon.