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PREGAME: Rd 04 vs Gold Coast

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21 minutes ago, binman said:

That surprises me I have to say

He’s probably a safer option than Kolt to play half back, but the question is what do we do with Kolt?

Maybe he plays the Paddy Cross role.

 

There coming to our house.... let's make them welcome (NOT)

I see an eclipse on the horizon

30 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There coming to our house.... let's make them welcome (NOT)

I see an eclipse on the horizon

Total eclipse of the Suns.

Sung to tune the of:

 
1 hour ago, binman said:

I saw that. It would have been handy to know how it was measured- I mean what's 100? What's 200?

Yes they didn’t explain that …but I guess we’re extremely fast. Hoyne also acknowledged we’ll make mistakes with this game style & accept it. This will drive some D’land posters insane ..,


On 31/03/2026 at 19:53, WERRIDEE said:

B: Lever, McDonald, Salem

HB: Tholstrup, Turner, Howes

C: Langford, Sparrow, Windsor

HF: Chandler, van Rooyen, Culley

F: Fritsch, Mihocek, Kentfield

FOLL: Gawn, Steele, K.Pickett

IC: Lindsay, Langdon, L.Pickett, Sharp, Rivers

EMERG: Petty, Heath, Moniz-Wakefield

I'd be inclined to leave out Salem and bring in AMW. But otherwise, I like the look of your squad 👍

6 hours ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mitch Cleary just said on Agenda Setters that Riv will be back in the team this week.

No he didn’t.

He said he SHOULD be back in for the Demons this week and it was a throwaway line that he said after mentioning that just two weeks after Riv played State of Origin for WA, he was dropped by the Dees while dealing with a knee issue.

Hardly definitive.

7 hours ago, heath55 said:

in what sense?

In the sense that whilst King has suggested Riv is carrying some niggles, I suspect there's some aspect of his game King wants him to work on.

And to do so likely requires some time at Casey.

And if he does have some niggles, is one week not playing at senior level going to do much to help him get over them?

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Speaking of the media…How about that Carlton hey. Dominating all shows because they lost on the weekend. Anybody know who they played?

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14 minutes ago, DeeMee said:

Speaking of the media…How about that Carlton hey. Dominating all shows because they lost on the weekend. Anybody know who they played?

I actually quite like seeing them get hauled over the coals


22 minutes ago, DeeMee said:

Speaking of the media…How about that Carlton hey. Dominating all shows because they lost on the weekend. Anybody know who they played?

We would be talked about too if our second halves % was 34 😆

1 hour ago, DeeMee said:

Speaking of the media…How about that Carlton hey. Dominating all shows because they lost on the weekend. Anybody know who they played?

I don’t mind that we barely get a mention. We’ll quietly go on with our business without the added pressure while all eyes are on Carlton and Essendon.

1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

We would be talked about too if our second halves % was 34 😆

We should be talked about then for our first quarter % being 24.7

38 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I don’t mind that we barely get a mention. We’ll quietly go on with our business without the added pressure while all eyes are on Carlton and Essendon.

We've got plenty of mentions in the media

Posters here just have a chip on their shoulder when it comes to the media coverage we get

8 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

We should be talked about then for our first quarter % being 24.7

I guess all that matters is who is in front at the final siren )


7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

Oh, you can’t leave us all hanging like that! 😩

10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

Who do you think might come in to replace said mystery player?

16 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

We know already Andy, Paddy Cross.

3 hours ago, binman said:

In the sense that whilst King has suggested he's carrying some niggles, I suspect there's some aspect of his game King wants him to work on.

And to do so likely requires some time at Casey.

And if he does have some niggles, is one week not playing at senior level going to do much to help him get over them?

And again the ridiculous vfl competition comes to light again, no game last week for Casey they had a bye so players returning from injury / form have to sit on there hands.


Huge out is Kossie or Max, not sure who falls into the big category!

22 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

Clue?!!!! 😜

24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

We need to develop our own secret language - maybe call it Demonlandish - for occasions such as this.

 
3 hours ago, binman said:

In the sense that whilst King has suggested Riv is carrying some niggles, I suspect there's some aspect of his game King wants him to work on.

And to do so likely requires some time at Casey.

And if he does have some niggles, is one week not playing at senior level going to do much to help him get over them?

For mine Riv needs to work on hitting targets by hand and foot, and his tackling. All at a premium as the game speeds up.

Clear from press conference King sees him as a defender not a midfielder.

35 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hearing that a big name is out this week (and for about 5 more). I won't reveal as it will come out today and no need to give the oppo a heads up. Brace yourselves.

Please don’t be Max. I’m really hoping he can stand alone as the only person to get NINE AA.


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