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NON-MFC: Round 01

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29 minutes ago, PaulR said:

Both Clarry and Hogan are slow and seem unprepared for modern ping pong footy…

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don't agree re Hogan. He is not slow and probably does more km's than Oliver in a game. Please don't lump him in with Oliver. I was at a GWS Swans practice game a couple of weeks ago and spent my time watching Oliver. I reported he was always 30m behind the play. He is slow and looks unfit by his performance that evening. He looks no different to what we saw the last couple of years.

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    7 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Oliver is rubbish and has been since 2023.

    Even Kingsley started him on the bench in the last quarter lol

    absolutely! and the glazing he copped last week was embarrassing. He wasn't even BOG last week. He has been bathed by multiple opponents this week

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    Enjoying those amazingly high training standards Clayton?

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    The Bont is probably the best player in the comp over the past decade. Consistently brilliant.

    I assume he has 2-3 Brownlows?

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    media will ignore the average Oliver game but talk up Trac beating up on the Eagles

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    5 minutes ago, demon36 said:

    Is Oscar baker injured. Just saw stat's and he started well but low game time?

    Not injured, just a fringe player.

    Nice to see him doing well but the recognition he’s getting in this thread is a bit over the top. This is his 5th year on their list and he’s yet to establish a spot. I’ll be surprised if he’s not in and out of their side this year too.

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    3 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Their fans turn up regardless, all Melbourne based clubs request a home game against them for the gate takings. Clubs that don’t have the G as their home ground still request to play them at the G because of more ticket sales. Until other clubs fans step up nothing will change.

    You are mistaking quantity for quality. Collingwood have very poor attendance rates 'per fan' and drop away more than any other club in poor seasons. There's just a whole lot of the little buggers. That's what happens when you share condoms.

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    Doggies look great. Oliver has become a shockingly overpaid, lazy footballer. He refuses to do any serious two way running. I’d suggest Kingsley will be ripping him a new one soon enough.

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    Brad Scott’s post match interview was interesting

    Admitting his team is nowhere near the likes of Hawthorn - who snuck into 8th position last year.

    They get worse every year, no decent kids developing.

    I love it but i’d be furious at Scott’s attitude if I was a fan. Giving up after round 1

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    39 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Oliver is rubbish and has been since 2023.

    Even Kingsley started him on the bench in the last quarter lol

    Just a massive shame we didn’t trade him to the Cats at the end of 2024 when they were going to give us a future and pay a million of his wage 🤦‍♂️

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    Brad Scott’s post match interview was interesting

    Admitting his team is nowhere near the likes of Hawthorn - who snuck into 8th position last year.

    They get worse every year, no decent kids developing.

    I love it but i’d be furious at Scott’s attitude if I was a fan. Giving up after round 1

    Brads 4th year of making excuses. I'm surprised he's lasted this long with a notoriously impatient fan base.

    To be fair their list is rubbish, although I don't mind their draft last year. Shame Dodoro is no longer there, they may actually improve their list over the next few years.

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    6 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Just a massive shame we didn’t trade him to the Cats at the end of 2024 when they were going to give us a future and pay a million of his wage 🤦‍♂️

    future first *

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    Freo should win this fairly comfortably based on talent

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    Freo looking quick and skillful. Cats again looking 2nd rate.

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    10 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

    Geelong meet cliff. Cliff meet Geelong.

    Yep, I think they're finally done.

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    oscar mcdonald playing with Freo. totally forgot about that

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    Cats and GWS showing the middle of the ladder is wide open.

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    2 minutes ago, BDA said:

    oscar mcdonald playing with Freo. totally forgot about that

    Yes l’ve just saw him.Good on him

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