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2026 Injury List

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So no Jeffo and Kentfield for the first few games at least you’d imagine.

Mihocek and JVR should be wrapped in cotten wool

 
10 minutes ago, DubDee said:

So no Jeffo and Kentfield for the first few games at least you’d imagine.

Mihocek and JVR should be wrapped in cotten wool

Would think Heath would play against Saints and gives Max cover and another tall forward.

1 hour ago, sisso said:

My guess is out 4-6....

Days, weeks or months?

 
4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Would think Heath would play against Saints and gives Max cover and another tall forward.

With those two unavaible for the first 3 months I think it might be time to break the incase of emergencys milkshake case.

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Days, weeks or months?

That is the burning question old Dee, shades of ‘22-23.


1 hour ago, sisso said:

My guess is out 4-6....

Wash your mouth out!

Don't you know 426 is where this tall forward curse all began!?

3 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

That is the burning question old Dee, shades of ‘22-23.

Oh God no! I don't think I could take that. That is definate a pull the dohna over my head and forget football stuff.

Gee this kid is so unlucky, he gets picked up in mid season draft then 6 months later he cannot do preason because he is in hospital with a bad viral lung infection. 12 months rolls around and on top of his game and looking a first season game in the senior side and goes down with a serious knee injury 3 minutes into a practise game after marking in front of goal. Hang loss Batman.

12 minutes ago, old dee said:

Oh God no! I don't think I could take that. That is definate a pull the dohna over my head and forget football stuff.

Gee this kid is so unlucky, he gets picked up in mid season draft then 6 months later he cannot do preason because he is in hospital with a bad viral lung infection. 12 months rolls around and on top of his game and looking a first season game in the senior side and goes down with a serious knee injury 3 minutes into a practise game after marking in front of goal. Hang loss Batman.

Don’t worry about Luker, he’s a tough kid

 
39 minutes ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Don’t worry about Luker, he’s a tough kid

He needs to be PSD he has had a terrible run.

Edited by old dee

3 hours ago, SPC said:

Did he have the scans done in Ballarat? If so, and from my experience of the health system here, we might not have results till Friday

If you put some pressure on you can get results back by tuesday, but they might be someone else's hip replacement scans.


8 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

If you put some pressure on you can get results back by tuesday, but they might be someone else's hip replacement scans.

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13 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

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Don't cough.

20 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

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How did you get Bryce Gibbs' scans?

Returning to the topic for a moment, is anyone else feeling conflicted because of a deep relief about no apparent concussion, but real bitterness about a kid on the cusp of making AFL grade being pranged out at the very last obstacle?

Batman will rise again!

21 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

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At first glance I though this was a microphone, triggering wishful thinking regarding <insert 'preferred' commentator/interviewer>.

Then I saw the light.

4 hours ago, SPC said:

Did he have the scans done in Ballarat? If so, and from my experience of the health system here, we might not have results till Friday

I suspect that whenever it is done it will be through a private provider, in which case any professional provider and sporting organisation should communicate within hours.

3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

At first glance I though this was a microphone, triggering wishful thinking regarding <insert 'preferred' commentator/interviewer>.

Then I saw the light.

I am sure it is BT's microphone, and his X-ray. That is where his comments usually come from.


16 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

At first glance I though this was a microphone, triggering wishful thinking regarding <insert 'preferred' commentator/interviewer>.

Then I saw the light.

I really hope you didn't

The usual soft free kicks to TWSNBN as always against St kilda.

And why is no umpire saying STAND to both Teams in today's game. Yet MFC copped it all day from maggots

I am hoping for just bruising and available round one.

Well I can hope.


1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

At first glance I though this was a microphone, triggering wishful thinking regarding <insert 'preferred' commentator/interviewer>.

Then I saw the light.

Its a Cricket ball on a Trophy!

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Its a Cricket ball on a Trophy!

Quite the winning* catch, then!

*Wincing, even?

 

Could we field a player with similar body shape and attributes and hide his face under a mask for Round 1?

37 minutes ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

Could we field a player with similar body shape and attributes and hide his face under a mask for Round 1?

I have fingers crossed for Luker so Batmania can become Melbourne again.

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