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Steven May and a future 4th. Take it or leave it.

 
1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Must be a slow news day for the AFL .....

This feels 6 months too early…

 

For a guy who’s always coming in runner up, I reckon you would be silly to give away more than a second round pick

This is my audition tape for Trade Radio


1 hour ago, Demon Forever said:

nothing I wrote above is wrong. Look he is a great runner and linkage player, but he is also greedy, cant kick, doesnt get a hardball and cant mark. Give me Rowell, Bont or 10 other midfilers before him anytime

We’ll agree to disagree

 

People will not take this seriously, but the Pies are in for a very rude awakening with their age profile. They are trying to do a Geelong but have landed very poor picks in Shultz and Houston for their 1st round picks. There midfield once Zoe does and Sidebottom retire is really in trouble. De Goey can’t get going and their young talent is not good enough.

Then are going to bottom out right when Tassie come to the forefront and hence will almost have to trade Daicos to get in some picks to rebuild.


18 hours ago, burnthefushias said:

Steven May and a future 4th. Take it or leave it.

No, we will keep our 4th.

They can have Troy Chaplin.

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Obviously this fake news has forced Collingwood into making changes.

Ah poor precious Nick and his father.

I really hope they’ll be ok after such a tough year.

Let’s chip in for a gift basket for all they’ve gone through .

9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Obviously this fake news has forced Collingwood into making changes.

In other words an apology to Nick to calm down dad Peter.

Wonder how Darcy Cameron feels about all this then.

Multiple captains, club champions and a 2-time recent Coleman medallist on the move and everything is up in the air;

The media [censored] circus;

"We need more content!

ChatGpt please create a rumour that connects the highest clickbait name with the most possible readers without actually saying anything."

...

"Nick Daicos is of interest to multiple unnamed clubs."


I think I would be looking at the system too if I were Collingwood after this year's result.

We should have done the same after Viney beat Max Gawn last year.

Regardless of the fact Nick’s not moving, this little Daicos dummy spit is highly amusing and speaks to the way the family are thinking.

It’s inching towards a bigger blow up and I am here for it

23 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

I find it even funnier that the media believe his kicks are the best in the AFL (Give me a break - 48 disposal efficiency)

Ok, we get the fact that you don’t like the guy, but it’s not a good look to invent poor statistics in an attempt to justify your comments. Correct me if I’m wrong (and sincere apologies if that is the case) but I’m assuming that you meant 48% disposal efficiency, in which case you are way out… it is in fact:

  • 2022: 72.0% disposal efficiency

  • 2023: 75.1% disposal efficiency

  • 2024: Around 61.4%

  • 2025: 70.4% effective disposals

3 hours ago, roy11 said:

Wonder how Darcy Cameron feels about all this then.

Great team bonding exercise this is.

🔥🕺👌


22 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Just trying to meet their Daicos quota for the week

36 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Ok, we get the fact that you don’t like the guy, but it’s not a good look to invent poor statistics in an attempt to justify your comments. Correct me if I’m wrong (and sincere apologies if that is the case) but I’m assuming that you meant 48% disposal efficiency, in which case you are way out… it is in fact:

  • 2022: 72.0% disposal efficiency

  • 2023: 75.1% disposal efficiency

  • 2024: Around 61.4%

  • 2025: 70.4% effective disposals

You are right on 1 point. I don't like him at all. As for the stats I get them from an AI chat. If you are correct with these numbers, then I stand corrected

 

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