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GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood

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1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Fâ€Ēâ€Ēk all GA seats available in the Northern! Everything is reserved for the filth. Up so high I will be calling for oxygen at half time, but I am still surrounded by B&W ferals!

Similar story in the Southern. Only seats on level 4 between the goals and HFF.

Watch a bunch of good seats go empty that could have been used by people who actually wanted to watch the game.

By God I hate the amount of reserved seating that is allowed these days. It's not really the every day man's game any more.

 
 

At least hoskin-elliot is playing so max can't kick it to him & thank goodness cox isn't out there

7 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Thank goodness (yet again) for the Demon Army. Yes, we’re well aware of the dire position our team’s in and we hate it just as much as every other fan, but ffs, we don’t wallow in misery and revel in defeatism like folks on here.

Some of you are seemingly willing a loss, and a huge loss at that. Maybe it’s a defence mechanism, idk; whatever it is, it’s draining and I don’t understand why anyone would engage in something that brings them down to such sad depths.

Anyways, Ima channel something Goody told me in the week leading up to our Brisbane winâ€Ķ “We go into every match knowing, not thinking, but knowing we can win. The scoreboard at the beginning of the match is 0.0.00 for both sides.”

*The mighty Dees by 7, 48, 91 or 0 (a draw).

GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS!!!

GO OUT THERE TONIGHT AND

RAISE [censored] HELLLLL

âĪïļðŸ’™ðŸ‘ŠðŸžâĪïļðŸ’™

*Sounds random but I stand to win $250 if any of these margins apply. ðŸĪĐ

(We run a win/loss margin bingo as a fundraiser. You pay $10 to be given a random number and that number could be the winning margin) ðŸĨģ

Love the reverse side of the banner tonight Ghosty:

"Our partners support us through lows and highs, let's say thanks by smashing the pies"


Let's just hope for ss many pies injuries as possible.

Nothing life-threatening but serious enough to destroy a flag chance.

A few knees in backs and a couple of footy knock out acts and a few other wishes.

Plus a win.

That's all

Edited by Previously known as LITD.
What has happened to.pur backline?

 

1st minute of he game and mcvee streams into a fwd line and kicks to a 1 on 3

How stupid are our players?


Still available if anyone wants these:

2 x free tickets available in AFL members, lower level

Again we start with Petty on the bench with JvR the only tall. We then kick it long to Melksham who gets out marked, surrounded by 3 Collingwood talls. This starting set up infuriates me.

Edited by Random Task

our early efforts at moving the ball are comical


Me, less than 5 minutes into the first quarter.

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May, Oliver, Petracca... we are just not even trying. Just a nightmare.


Can Steven May [censored] off out this team forever

 

GG guys im going to bed

May needs to call it at the end of the year. Father time


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