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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Sharp isn’t up to it

None of them are today.
 

Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

Any chance we can delist Sharp with 2 years to run?

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    Missed tackles dropped chest marks

    What a complete rabble

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    This Hawthorn team is remarkably unlikeable for a team that has achieved absolutely nothing.

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    Free kicks can be paid after the siren when the play is dead???


    13 minutes ago, Dee-tonator said:

    Lack of talent is forgivable.

    Lack of effort is not.

    Neither is. Lack of talent is on our selections committee and people responsible for trade.

    We are a disgrace and insipid.

    Just now, Random Task said:

    Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

    What standard is that? The one where he can’t hit a target?

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    9 minutes ago, praha said:

    It is actually sad watching Petracca and Oliver atm. I am just lost for words.

    Can't recall such a sharp decline from a superstar, let alone two in the same team. These are the two best players the club has had in decades and they've degenerated into average midfielders. It's heartbreaking to watch.

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    1 minute ago, Random Task said:

    Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

    Any chance we can delist Sharp with 2 years to run?

    Until he kicks it

    Just now, Nasher said:

    Fortunately I have to go to a birthday party that I desperately don’t want to go to, with people I don’t like, to excuse me from watching the second half.

    Enjoy everyone!

    I’m thinking of rewashing my laundry and setting fire to my house so I can get out of watching the second half

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    Clearly operating to instruction to kick backwards. We refuse to kick it forward and take the easy hit up kicks.

    Jesus H Christ could coach this mob and they wouldn't win a game playing like this.

    We are so lucky to have had Gawn for so long. I fear for what this team will look like without him

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