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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Sharp isnโ€™t up to it

None of them are today.


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Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

Any chance we can delist Sharp with 2 years to run?


Missed tackles dropped chest marks

What a complete rabble

This Hawthorn team is remarkably unlikeable for a team that has achieved absolutely nothing.

Free kicks can be paid after the siren when the play is dead???


13 minutes ago, Dee-tonator said:

Lack of talent is forgivable.

Lack of effort is not.

Neither is. Lack of talent is on our selections committee and people responsible for trade.

We are a disgrace and insipid.

Just now, Random Task said:

Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

What standard is that? The one where he canโ€™t hit a target?

9 minutes ago, praha said:

It is actually sad watching Petracca and Oliver atm. I am just lost for words.

Can't recall such a sharp decline from a superstar, let alone two in the same team. These are the two best players the club has had in decades and they've degenerated into average midfielders. It's heartbreaking to watch.


1 minute ago, Random Task said:

Petracca the only one looking up to standard.

Any chance we can delist Sharp with 2 years to run?

Until he kicks it

Just now, Nasher said:

Fortunately I have to go to a birthday party that I desperately donโ€™t want to go to, with people I donโ€™t like, to excuse me from watching the second half.

Enjoy everyone!

Iโ€™m thinking of rewashing my laundry and setting fire to my house so I can get out of watching the second half

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Clearly operating to instruction to kick backwards. We refuse to kick it forward and take the easy hit up kicks.

Jesus H Christ could coach this mob and they wouldn't win a game playing like this.

We are so lucky to have had Gawn for so long. I fear for what this team will look like without him


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