Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

NON-MFC: Round 20

Demonland
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 
52 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Its actually depressing how we can slog a loss against Carlton and yet Hawthorn can just come out and put them to the sword in the first two quarters.

You cant tell me the players have lost all motivation under Goodwin. Its so evident.

This isn't doing Goody any favours.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     

    It's a dour struggle between Matt Hill and Mark Howard for the title of most useless, uninformative and distracting commentator.

    3/4 time its Howard by a couple of points.

  • Quote
    • Haha 3
    50 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Carlton attempts to tackle are pathetic

    BDA… you didn’t mention how [censored] our club and/or coach is! What’s wrong with you? Don’t you realise this is the NON-MFC thread?! Jesus, Mary and Joseph… lift your game, man!

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1

    21 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

    It's a dour struggle between Matt Hill and Mark Howard for the title of most useless, uninformative and distracting commentator.

    3/4 time its Howard by a couple of points.

    Another poster who’s neglecting to hang [censored] on the Dees in this thread! What’s the world coming to?!?!

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1

    So much for the Hawks and their massive percentage boost 😁

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     

    Typical, moir scores nothing tonight.

    But well done to docherty. To come through not only 2 knee reconstructions & 2 cancer battles as well. An incredible person.

    Edited by dees189227

  • Quote
    • Like 5
    • Thanks 1
    • Haha 1
    41 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

    It's a dour struggle between Matt Hill and Mark Howard for the title of most useless, uninformative and distracting commentator.

    3/4 time its Howard by a couple of points.

    He was a good fun teammate though Howie - could take a hanger in his day; played like Fritsch

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1

    19 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    But well done to docherty. To come through not only 2 knee reconstructions & 2 cancer battles as well. An incredible person.

    Three knee reconstructions. Diagnosed with testicular cancer, underwent chemotherapy only to have the cancer return seven months later, this time metastasising to his stomach. Indeed, an incredible person.

  • Quote
    • Like 8
    • Thanks 1
    12 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    you didn’t mention how [censored] our club and/or coach is!

    i wouldn;t describe the club in those terms

    i would say that board, admin, senior coach, FD, list manager and senior players are all underperforming. badly

    JT and our young crop will get good end of year grades. so will maxy and kossie. everyone else at the club need to lift.

  • Quote
    • Thanks 1
    20 minutes ago, BDA said:

    i wouldn;t describe the club in those terms

    i would say that board, admin, senior coach, FD, list manager and senior players are all underperforming. badly

    JT and our young crop will get good end of year grades. so will maxy and kossie. everyone else at the club need to lift.

    Soz. I just thought bagging our club and coach was mandatory in the NON-MFC thread 😉

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I see tonight the bummers are celebrating the 25th premiership anniversary.

    I hope the dogs do a number on them like last time & give those bummers players a night to remember

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Love 1

    Big weekend at Spa

    With rain forecast and both an F1 and Sprint race scheduled it could be a lottery in the World Driver Championship. (Go Oscar)

    After unexpectedly losing last week Melbourne Storm won a close one against the Roosters last night but it came at the cost of an injury to Storm's star player and winner of last years Dally M winner Jahrome Hughes.

    In breaking news:

    Melbourne Storm halfback Jahrome Hughes is expected to return to the field for the NRL finals now that scans on his left shoulder have revealed he does not need surgery.

    Hughes went down during Melbourne's 34-30 win over the Sydney Roosters on Thursday night, clutching his left arm after attempting to tackle Roosters captain James Tedesco.

    Melbourne Storm halfback Jahrome...
    No image preview

    Dally M winner avoids surgery as Storm receives NRL final...

    Melbourne Storm halfback Jahrome Hughes is expected to return to the field for the NRL finals, after scans on his left shoulder revealed he does not need surgery.

    And finally the Tour de France is in the mountains. After the Australian Ben O'Connors stage win last night there's not much time left for the contenders to catch race leader Tadej Pogacar

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    This season has proved a disaster for the AFL - and even more so for the broadcasters.

    Five rounds still to go and there's only one team outside the 8 who realistically can make finals, the dogs (by the by has a team ever not made the finals with a percentage north of 125%?)

    Meaning we have five weeks with any number of rubbish games, including tonight.

    And tonight's game highlights another related worry for the AFL and broadcasters - the gap in performance levels of the top 9 teams and the bottom 9 teams.

    The dogs are 9th on 40 points, and the bombers are 14th on 20 points.

    In most seasons, at this stage of the season 9th would of course be favourites in the betting against the 14th team.

    I know the bombers have been decimated by injury but even so the fact they are 11.50 to win this match is absolutely nuts.

    The dogs are 1.04 to win. I'm pretty sure winx never even started that short.

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    Remember when it was all fair and reasonable that we never got good time slots because we weren't very good and/or we didn't draw crowds and/or our play style wasn't exciting? (depending on who you ask)

    The only really interesting thing about tonight's game is the old '186 watch'. Dogs can score frantically on their day and Essendon are perfectly capable of throwing in the towel.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    1 hour ago, binman said:

    This season has proved a disaster for the AFL - and even more so for the broadcasters.

    Five rounds still to go and there's only one team outside the 8 who realistically can make finals, the dogs (by the by has a team ever not made the finals with a percentage north of 125%?)

    Meaning we have five weeks with any number of rubbish games, including tonight.

    And tonight's game highlights another related worry for the AFL and broadcasters - the gap in performance levels of the top 9 teams and the bottom 9 teams.

    The dogs are 9th on 40 points, and the bombers are 14th on 20 points.

    In most seasons, at this stage of the season 9th would of course be favourites in the betting against the 14th team.

    I know the bombers have been decimated by injury but even so the fact they are 11.50 to win this match is absolutely nuts.

    The dogs are 1.04 to win. I'm pretty sure winx never even started that short.

    They’ll never admit it but AFL HQ must be horrified, and panicked. The season has been over for literally half the competition for months, and the fixture couldn’t have been more poorly designed. Thursday night in particular has had 8 weeks of games that have been over at half time.

    This season is a stinker, and I’m genuinely surprised it’s not been a much bigger story.

  • Quote
    • Like 4

    2 hours ago, binman said:

    This season has proved a disaster for the AFL - and even more so for the broadcasters.

    Five rounds still to go and there's only one team outside the 8 who realistically can make finals, the dogs (by the by has a team ever not made the finals with a percentage north of 125%?)

    Meaning we have five weeks with any number of rubbish games, including tonight.

    And tonight's game highlights another related worry for the AFL and broadcasters - the gap in performance levels of the top 9 teams and the bottom 9 teams.

    The dogs are 9th on 40 points, and the bombers are 14th on 20 points.

    In most seasons, at this stage of the season 9th would of course be favourites in the betting against the 14th team.

    I know the bombers have been decimated by injury but even so the fact they are 11.50 to win this match is absolutely nuts.

    The dogs are 1.04 to win. I'm pretty sure winx never even started that short.

    very true and I wonder if it is anomaly given the closeness of last year

    12 points between 14th and 5th

  • Quote
    •  

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #42 Aidan Johnson

      The VFL premiership player was recruited from Werribee to alleviate Melbourne’s forward line woes and give a chop out in the ruck, but he managed only five senior matches in his first season at the club. At times, he was a dominant force at VFL level.

      • 19 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #44 Luker Kentfield

      An exciting young key forward, Kentfield was selected in the 2024 mid-season draft but has yet to make his AFL debut. He was sidelined by a severe bout of pneumonia over the summer, which consequently limited his pre-season. Upon his return a month into the season, he commenced in defence but ultimately impressed with his progress at Casey, particularly in the latter part of the season as a strong marking goal kicking forward.

      • 13 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: West Coast

      Melbourne’s response to last week’s heartbreak was emphatic, as the Demons delivered a statement win over West Coast at a windswept Casey Fields. All of the pre-match hype surrounded the coach’s box matchup of Mick Stinear up against his apprentice, Daisy Pearce along with the gloomy weather forecast. In the end, it was less about tactical chess and more about Melbourne’s relentless execution. With rain looming, the DeeArmy and early birds snapped up the best undercover viewing spots.

      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: West Coast

      Epic battle alert.  This Sunday, Casey Fields hosts a coach’s showdown pitting the wits of the master Mick Stinear (92 games, 71.7% win rate) against his protégé Daisy Pearce (16 games, 43.8%). Still early in her coaching journey, Daisy’s record doesn’t yet reflect her impact — but she’s already the best-performed coach at West Coast.Dais’ is mythic.  Like Katniss Everdeen, everyone either wants to kiss her, kill her (sporting metaphor) or be her.  Toothers Daisy Pearce is a role model, someone admired for their heart, humility and humour.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Port Adelaide

      Well, that was a shock. The Demons 4-game unbeaten run came to a grinding halt in a tense, scrappy affair at the sunny, windy Alberton Oval, with the Power holding on for a 2-point win. The Dees had their chances—plenty of them—but couldn't convert when it mattered most. Port’s tackling pressure rattled the Dees, triggering a fumble frenzy and surprising lack of composure from seasoned players.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

      The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

        • Thanks
      • 1,062 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.