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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Carlton

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Why did someone not run into the goal square?

That was terrible

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comically bad

and the kick looked 15


 
2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just so Happy that Simon will be our Coach again next Season

We can’t score against this useless Rabble

But everything is ok… according to Simon….

Curnow hasn’t scored a goal in the last month and kicks 2 in 10 minutes. You just knew he would break the duck against us. 🤣


reckon might be wise to take jeffo off for his own good. his confidence is shot

Kill me

Watching this is like clawing your eyes out with a blunt spoon

Guess we're going to make Moir look like a superstar tonight

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Maggots


How is that against Salem? The blues player again took his legs out? No deliberate paid? I know we’re playing terrible but [censored] me the umps are missing a few also.

Jefferson 3 years in the system, looks like should have bene a 5th round pick at best or a rookie draft type development pick. I'm seriously stunned an annoyed at that selection


junktime goal to round out a hapless quarter

Jefferson has literally cost us about 4 goals. I almost feel sorry for the kid. You have to sub him.

So they’re allowed to have 3 players in the protected zone, but we can’t have a player within 30m without them paying a 50.

This umpiring is a cluster [censored]

 

Jeffo is making it incredibly hard for me to root to him.

Diabolically bad quarter from him.

1 minute ago, Bendigo_Demon said:

Jefferson will never make a footballer, soft, unskilled, not up to it.

Looks deadset scared to be out there


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