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NON-MFC: Round 16

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I hope Bergman is OK given he'll be a dee next year

 

was hoping port would hold carlton goalless for the half

 
2 minutes ago, binman said:

I hope Bergman is OK given he'll be a dee next year

Please explain.

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*Champagne Comedy? Non? Que?

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6 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

*Champagne Comedy?

The EU have decreed that you can't say that any more if you're not in France.

The proper term now is "sparkling wit".

There's something cathartic about watching Carlton get belted.

 

Just tuning in to revel in Carlton misery.

I feel for Voss.
Surely he won't survive this.


3 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

I feel for Voss.
Surely he won't survive this.

Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

4 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

It’s a list issue. Similar as us - they have poor kickers.

7 minutes ago, demoncat said:

Gee I hope we’re a chance at Bergman - he’d look great in the red and blue

Quick but horrible by foot

2 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

He needs a Michael Voss in the midfield.
A Simon Black, NIgel Lappin, and Jonathon Brown would also help.
Prolly an Aker too.


14 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

Quick but horrible by foot

Reckon he’s more hit and miss then ‘horrible’ - have seen him hit some absolutely lace out passes before

3 minutes ago, demoncat said:

Reckon he’s more hit and miss then ‘horrible’ - have seen him hit some absolutely lace out passes before

I don't watch enough port to know I'll take your word for it. Butchered a few tonight


48 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

I don't watch enough port to know I'll take your word for it. Butchered a few tonight

He's basically rivers

1 hour ago, Dingo said:

Ok Voss sacked.

Who replaces him.?

I don’t know - but interested.

Luke Power interem

Adrian Hickmont next season.

2 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

Quick but horrible by foot

I think you're looking at the wrong bloke...

 

You do know when they play us curnow will probably kick 6 straight, Carlton will suddenly kick straight & cripps will rack up 40.

Or it could be a nil all draw because neither of us can kick straight


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