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NON-MFC: Round 16

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2 minutes ago, binman said:

I hope Bergman is OK given he'll be a dee next year

Please explain.

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    *Champagne Comedy? Non? Que?

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    6 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    *Champagne Comedy?

    The EU have decreed that you can't say that any more if you're not in France.

    The proper term now is "sparkling wit".

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    There's something cathartic about watching Carlton get belted.

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    Just tuning in to revel in Carlton misery.

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    I feel for Voss.
    Surely he won't survive this.

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    3 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

    I feel for Voss.
    Surely he won't survive this.

    Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

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    4 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

    It’s a list issue. Similar as us - they have poor kickers.

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    2 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Same here, as much as I enjoy seeing Carlton failing I loved him as a player, it’s a shame to see his coaching tenure go this way.

    He needs a Michael Voss in the midfield.
    A Simon Black, NIgel Lappin, and Jonathon Brown would also help.
    Prolly an Aker too.

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    14 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

    Quick but horrible by foot

    Reckon he’s more hit and miss then ‘horrible’ - have seen him hit some absolutely lace out passes before

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    3 minutes ago, demoncat said:

    Reckon he’s more hit and miss then ‘horrible’ - have seen him hit some absolutely lace out passes before

    I don't watch enough port to know I'll take your word for it. Butchered a few tonight

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    48 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

    I don't watch enough port to know I'll take your word for it. Butchered a few tonight

    He's basically rivers

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    1 hour ago, Dingo said:

    Ok Voss sacked.

    Who replaces him.?

    I don’t know - but interested.

    Luke Power interem

    Adrian Hickmont next season.

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    2 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

    Quick but horrible by foot

    I think you're looking at the wrong bloke...

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    You do know when they play us curnow will probably kick 6 straight, Carlton will suddenly kick straight & cripps will rack up 40.

    Or it could be a nil all draw because neither of us can kick straight

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