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GAMEDAY: Rd 14 vs Port Adelaide

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I hope we wear face masks against these rabid [censored]

Should be a handy win

 

I'm hoping that we are so F*c$ed off about the loss that we should have won last week that the anger is channelled with laser accuracy and we give absolutely no mercy. I expect it will be an absolute bloodbath.

Edited by Lou C. Fur


Just arrived in Sapri, a beautiful small Italian seaside town south of the Amalfi coast.

Game time here is 0720h.

Just hoping we bring the effort of last week coupled with some accurate kicking.

I don't need to endure a fortnight of 'what the f**k is going on'.

GAMEDAY!!!

We go into this match knowing we almost beat Collingwood and that’s a ton of collective confidence right there.

The Mighty Dees by my boy Luker (44pts)

♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙

GIVE ‘EM HELL DEES!!!

♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙

Edited by Ghostwriter

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

 

It's going to be a tough battle

I reckon we lose a close one. And kick more behinds than goals. That seems to be the way we roll

Alternatively, some kossie magic might be enough get us over the line.

Go dees


We should be too talented and too solid behind the ball for them. Just mind Butters and put a bit of work into JHF and we'll get it done easily.

Dees by 27

45 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

dont peak to early my p***Ed little sheet rack and lead Pauline astray

It’s game day baby. Pumped!

Important game for both clubs but we will win this. Ken Hinkley must be a magician because Port always disappears when it matters.

Go Dees!

SN34

I'm in Adelaide, hopefully conditions should be ok, was bucketing down yesterday but seems to have cleared. If we bring the effort from Monday we win, Dees by 15.


Kozzie to destroy them.

Edited by Previously known as LITD.

If we can come within a point of beating C’wood (with all the assistance they were gifted), Port shouldn’t pose too many problems.

So long as we bring the true Demon Spirit, we’ll win by 5 goals or so ❤️💙

If we don’t, well that could be a different story.

But we will, and that’s that!!!


2 hours ago, ghost who walks said:

dont peak to early my p***Ed little sheet rack and lead Pauline astray

Me lead her astray?!!! It’s the other way around. Actually we’re as bad as each other. Luckily Scott Frittata - aka the sensible one - is here to rein us in 😅

2 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

As an emergency why is he in Melbourne?

 
4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

Tell her boy to stop worrying about his hair and learn to kick again.

4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

Explains alot.


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