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14 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

We know this league is corrupt and Naicos is the Macedonian flopper, but fact of the matter is, we

Have some respect for the bloke.He's not a flopper, it's just that those pygmy legs give out from under him because he is too top heavy. That's why he keeps flapping his arms up and down. It's not for a free kick, it's to assist his elevation like a bird would, to keep upright.

 
28 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

It's terrible, lets face it

Unless he's 55 metres from goal on a 45 degree angle and the game has already been won. Then it's a certain goal.

The kicking skills and smarts of sidebottom,pendles , daicos v the lack of skill and composure of clarry, trac ,gawn and rivers is the difference.


Loved Fritta's goals in that last quarter but that decision to play on is stuck in my head. For a guy who's job is to kick goals when the chances come and a guy who has done it in the biggest game, I was baffled with this decision to play on. There was the other moment when he chose to kick to the top of the square.

He kicked one shortly after that from his great handball so I don't want to go too hard but n a game where goals are hard to come by you just tear your hair out in those moments. You just don't see Collingwood doing this in pressure moments.

 
34 minutes ago, burnthefushias said:

JVR played 60% of game time and half of that was as a second ruckman, as has been the case his entire career.

We draft a key with forward with genuine potential and don't allow him to play his natural position for more than 5 minutes each quarter. It's no surprise he's struggling, I'd like to see more from him too but he's clearly being mismanaged.

Agree the kid will ask for a trade, having to ruck and not focus on his fwd craft, yet see who pies have traded in exp , membrey mcstay, Schultz, vs zip, why do wee need fwds when we have defenders turning into fwds

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2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Loved Fritta's goals in that last quarter but that decision to play on is stuck in my head. For a guy who's job is to kick goals when the chances come and a guy who has done it in the biggest game, I was baffled with this decision to play on. There was the other moment when he chose to kick to the top of the square.

He kicked one shortly after that from his great handball so I don't want to go too hard but n a game where goals are hard to come by you just tear your hair out in those moments. You just don't see Collingwood doing this in pressure moments.

Fritter just had to go back, use up his full 30 seconds, and kick the goal.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Our bombing into the forward line is really a major issue. When will the players realise it's not working

They know they can't deliver with precision.
So they bomb.
Get it in there and hope someone else can finish.
That's the game plan.
Problem is they cannot even bomb to the forwards advantage.

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33 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Normally I'd concur...

But ...they were...meh.....mere.

You really can't touch a Pie..

What is it with birds... freekickhawthorn.. evenmorecollingwood.

I'm sure an unbiased observer would be thinking 🤔 🤔

The biggest difference, San umpiring...was skills.

It's not our forte

Yeah but the club never says anything

ever

Even after Maynard on Gus

They’re ok with it so we must be

We often quip ... "learnings "

Maybe today.... it's "reflections"

We ... could have .... won that.

Kudos Goodwin ... yes...tis me.... He has shown one possible path to nullifying Collingwood. We just couldn't do it.


So sick of losing to these bastards.

So sick of losing by the same method over and again.

So sick of missing easy shots at goal.

So sick of seeing experienced players panic and butcher the footy.

So sick of seeing big bodied players with no physicality.

So sick of seeing us get worked over on the rebound and giving up easy kicks to loose oppo.

So sick of seeing our players give away dumb free kicks.

So sick of not seeing those same tiggy touchwood decisions going our way.

Just sick of it.

Finals are gone, just play the good kids. Tholstrup has to keep playing, Windsor needs full games but not at half back. Jefferson has half a year to show if he's got anything to hope for.

Time for list management to figure out how we get back into the first round or early second round.

Think it's time we try JVR as a defender (at Casey).

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4 minutes ago, binman said:

And to be clear i don't blame the umpires. I blame the [censored] AFL.

Absolutely. Umpires are flawed humans, doing their best. As such the AFL flagrantly disrespect them by not allowing optimisation of their abilities - as full-time professionals, disrespect us and our investment (at every level) by allowing the game to be so much less than it should be, and disrespects every club/team who has to SILENTLY accept obstruction to the single thing they’re trying to achieve -winning by unimpeachable, dedicated effort.

4 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

So sick of missing easy shots at goal.

So sick of seeing experienced players panic and butcher the footy.

These are the top 2 for mine

8 minutes ago, binman said:

Fritter just had to go back, use up his full 30 seconds, and kick the goal.

Yep, but sadly his yips this year means he just doesn’t trust his set-shot kicking - goal square in front excepted. Every other season, he just takes the set shot, and even milks the expectation.


The 'review ' tapes should provide distinct 'learnings'

It’s time a few coaches spoke openly about the standard of umpiring. It’s embarrassing and ruins games. I rarely account for umpiring and still believe we lost that game with a handful of bad decisions but geez they were awful today.

On a positive note I thought Kolt contributed today, kicked one could have had two if it travelled one more metre or so, applied pressure etc

He should stay in for the rest of the year now to give him an opportunity to cement his spot in the side. Guys like Jeffo, Adams etc need to be given a block of games as well.

Lever was also very good today, I wanted him dropped after last week but he stood up today.

May was heroic in defence as always.

 
3 minutes ago, Webber said:

Yep, but sadly his yips this year means he just doesn’t trust his set-shot kicking - goal square in front excepted. Every other season, he just takes the set shot, and even milks the expectation.

He had just kicked two on the run, his confidence should have been sky high. Was only 20m out it was a gimme.

12 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

So sick of losing to these bastards.

So sick of losing by the same method over and again.

So sick of missing easy shots at goal.

So sick of seeing experienced players panic and butcher the footy.

So sick of seeing big bodied players with no physicality.

So sick of seeing us get worked over on the rebound and giving up easy kicks to loose oppo.

So sick of seeing our players give away dumb free kicks.

So sick of not seeing those same tiggy touchwood decisions going our way.

Just sick of it.

Sick Of It All!

We have Suicidal Tendencies !


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