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Windsor not fit. Langford a beauty.

Gawn receiving a bath.

Don't touch Cameron or Dangerfield.

 

Umps got the warning about getting car keys back after the game.

 

Good. They didn’t deserve that.

Maggots killing us


May pathetic

Had an overlap and wouldn’t run

 

Well, I can tell you from firsthand experience that the Malaysian Soccer League (which starts their games at 9 pm and features the national police academy team in the top tier) has better officiating than this absolute farce of a league.

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It's the handballs without even looking that kill us.

Who doesn't look?

Half the side at least.

It's madness.

Its just reflex and it's always wrong.


Skills lettin' us down at crunch times.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

It's the handballs without even looking that kill us.

rubbish handball from gawn led to the cameron chnace

Odds of a cats goal here?


What the hell are their fans booing for? They’ve had an absolute free ride

One of the rare times we didnt give up a goal or two in red time

Brown paper bags exchanged before the game clearly.

Green maggots at it again.


Maggots pulling every trick out of their [censored]. I can't believe this.

 

Much much better, some pride in the jumper


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