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VOTES: Rd 03 vs Gold Coast

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6 Bowey - classy all-round performance.

5 Langford - looks the real deal.

4 Chandler - busy all day.

3-2-1 Take your pick from the rabble.

 

Very slim pickings

6: Langford
5: Bowey
4: Langdon
3: Rivers
2: Gawn
1: Sharp


  1. Langdon

    1. Langford

      1. Chandler

        1. Bowey

          1. Sharp

            1. Henderson

5 minutes ago, John Dee said:
  1. Langdon

    1. Langford

      1. Chandler

        1. Bowey

          1. Sharp

            1. Henderson

6 votes @John Dee for presentation.

Could you coach our forwards and mids ?

 
37 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

6 Lanford

5 Bowey

4 Chandler

3 Langdon

2 Oliver

1 Xavier Lindsay

Oliver were you watching the 21 grand final..

  1. Bowey. I reckon the margin would have been much more without his effort today.

  1. Langford. Amid all the horror of today, he was very, very good.

  1. Langdon - pity his disposal was so poor

  1. Sharp. Getting better each game.

  1. Chandler.

  1. Oliver - horrendous skills and decision making but one of the few who ran and tried all day.


7 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

Oliver were you watching the 21 grand final..

I understand your amazement, because his disposal and decision making was so ordinary, but he ran and tried better than most today.

19 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

Oliver were you watching the 21 grand final..

At least he had a crack

He gave up at times, but I have said this for a long now. Oliver has the best below-the-need ball control since Williams, but he is a shocking kick, lacks football decision-making abilities and as the game gets quicker, like Viney, are liabilities to a team.

6 - Bowey

5 - Gawn

4 - Langdon

3 - Oliver

2 - Langford

1 - Rivers for his 9 marks

Jeezuz Matt Rowell really took us apart in the midfield today.


6 Bowey

5 Langford

4 Langdon

3 Oliver

2 T MacDonald

1 Sharp

6 Langford

5 Bowey

4 Langdon

3 Oliver

2 T MacDonald

  1. Clarry for having a go

6: Bowey
5: Langdon
4: Langford
3: Rivers
2: Chandler
1: Sharp

  1. Bowey

    1. Langdon

      1. Langford

        3, Chandler

        1. Salem

          1. Oliver

  1. Langford

  1. Bowey

  1. Langdon.

I get my brain training from Sudoku thank you so no further votes.


6 Langford

5 Bowey

4 Langdon

3 Chandler

2 Oliver

1 Sharp

Sadly, contributing my ‘two bob’s worth’ to this thread is becoming harder, and harder by the week. Such a bloody shame, especially after a pre-season that had me brim full of confidence ……… but anyway, here goes:

6 - Bowey: stood up, where most of his teammates failed. Showed loads of courage, awareness and anticipation, and used the ball very well under pressure.

5 - Langdon: ran all day, put his head over it, and won plenty of hard ball. Might have challenged Bowser for our best if he hadn’t given up possession so often by ‘bombing away’.

4 - Langford: showed plenty to like in his first full game. Great footy IQ and skill beyond his youth. Lots to build on!

  1. Chandler: great work ethic, and a very solid performance following last week’s best ever game.

  1. Gawn - probably broke even with a very good ruckman.

  1. Oliver - never gave up, and fumbled and bumbled his way to a not particularly productive high(ish) possession count.

Suns destroyed us. Embarrassing skill errors. Easy soft 15 metres passes then turnovers. Dees very poor in the midfield especially. At the clearance and in contested footy. Trac and Clarry and JV7 looked 2nd rate. Rowell and Anderson just ran away from them.

Votes ?

6- Bowey

5- Langford

4- Langdon

3- Sharp

… that’s enough

 
1 hour ago, Deeoldfart said:

Sadly, contributing my ‘two bob’s worth’ to this thread is becoming harder, and harder by the week. Such a bloody shame, especially after a pre-season that had me brim full of confidence ……… but anyway, here goes:

6 - Bowey: stood up, where most of his teammates failed. Showed loads of courage, awareness and anticipation, and used the ball very well under pressure.

5 - Langdon: ran all day, put his head over it, and won plenty of hard ball. Might have challenged Bowser for our best if he hadn’t given up possession so often by ‘bombing away’.

4 - Langford: showed plenty to like in his first full game. Great footy IQ and skill beyond his youth. Lots to build on!

  1. Chandler: great work ethic, and a very solid performance following last week’s best ever game.

  1. Gawn - probably broke even with a very good ruckman.

  1. Oliver - never gave up, and fumbled and bumbled his way to a not particularly productive high(ish) possession count.

Good work, DOF. I concur.

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lasteek Christian Petracca took the outright lead of the Demonland Player of the Year followed by Max Gawn, Clayton Oliver, Kade Chandler and Christian Salem. Your 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1 votes please

Dearest DLand

You need to fix being able to quote you and then add things to your message before I post my own.

Otherwise I may make some geese here calling themselves some nales.

Or changing their words.. 😜 😜 😜


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