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21 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Nah I really couldnโ€™t do it. Iโ€™m not familiar with the poster. Theyโ€™d have to irritate me on and off and to varying degrees for four years to reach the PF level of familiarity.

22 hours ago, doomsday dee said:

Ill take you on

21 hours ago, picket fence said:

IDOLATRY!

Tell you what Ghosty, rather than me force you to give up the cancer rivets coz u won't be able to afford them after I clean you out, what about I purchase a good bottle of your favourite Liver preserver if he stays and if he goes a bottle of my favoured scotch?? We can perform the transaction at Gosh's behind a tree away from prying eyes coz I don't want to wind up on the front page of that scandal rag "The Truth"and worse you might even have to write to the Hart Balme section to purge your soul!! Well Ghosty... DEAL??๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜œ

I was going to suggest the "loser(s)" Make a donation to Demonland.

But I was a little late :)

Hope you enjoy the perfume Ghosty!

1 hour ago, doomsday dee said:

Not saying that at all,just saying,He won't show his hand with contract talks,nobody does

My patience is starting to wear thin. I donโ€™t know the length of his contract, nor the $ value, I donโ€™t know anything other than JUDD ISNโ€™T LEAVING THE MFC. Thatโ€™s all Iโ€™m gonna say on the subject.

Note to self: you went through this with Kozzie, now itโ€™s Judd. Maybe next time donโ€™t share what youโ€™ve been told.

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6 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I was going to suggest the "loser(s)" Make a donation to Demonland.

But I was a little late :)

Hope you enjoy the perfume Ghosty!

I actually love your idea! PF makes a donation to Demonland. We just need him to agree to it.

@picket fence whaddya reckon?


51 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

They must be expensive. If it canโ€™t be found at Chemist Warehouse, Iโ€™ve not heard of it. ๐Ÿ˜

Chemist Warehouse, don't go overboard, I reckon Footescray Market would have something better !

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

I actually love your idea! PF makes a donation to Demonland. We just need him to agree to it.

@picket fence whaddya reckon?

Or Fight MND if he prefers.

@Ghostwriter just make sure the bottle doesn't have Palermo written on it. $30 a bottle fakes.....

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Very nice thing to say about me and so very true!๐Ÿ‘

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18 hours ago, fr_ap said:

A lot here didn't pick it up but in a very rare interview years ago Judd made clear he'd go back to WA.

Couldn't exactly blame him wanting to get out from under this FD.

The sane footy department that won him a flag.

7 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

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The sane footy department that won him a flag.

Won him a flag? VFL flag?


1 hour ago, Mickey said:

Won him a flag? VFL flag?

Nothing wrong with a VFL flag!

My inkling is that McVee's contract negotiations are going to force the hand of the club with regards to some more tenured favourites. Judd and others are very keen for more on-the-ball time, they're being kept at arm's length by an older brigade.

Otherwise I think Judd won't have an issue walking. We are crazy if we leave this kid to rot in the backline given his footy IQ and skillset.

7 minutes ago, praha said:

My inkling is that McVee's contract negotiations are going to force the hand of the club with regards to some more tenured favourites. Judd and others are very keen for more on-the-ball time, they're being kept at arm's length by an older brigade.

Otherwise I think Judd won't have an issue walking. We are crazy if we leave this kid to rot in the backline given his footy IQ and skillset.

Backline is fine for Judd, but we need to give him whatever role we tried to mould Windsor into.

With Windsor then back on the wing.

Mentioned on gettable today on the afl website for not being sorted out yet. They stated Freo a more likely suiter for him if he went back west.


3 hours ago, praha said:

My inkling is that McVee's contract negotiations are going to force the hand of the club with regards to some more tenured favourites. Judd and others are very keen for more on-the-ball time, they're being kept at arm's length by an older brigade.

Otherwise I think Judd won't have an issue walking. We are crazy if we leave this kid to rot in the backline given his footy IQ and skillset.

He needs to put on more size and increase his tank, I love Judd but when heโ€™s spent time in the middle previously he got absolutely bullied

13 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

They must be expensive. If it canโ€™t be found at Chemist Warehouse, Iโ€™ve not heard of it. ๐Ÿ˜

Or get Le Labo (from store in Fitzroy)! My sisters all love their perfume, it's quite trendy rn

7 hours ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

He needs to put on more size and increase his tank, I love Judd but when heโ€™s spent time in the middle previously he got absolutely bullied

He doesn't want the midfield,more the running half back role,like what Bowie,Salem and Rivers are playing

I think Judd is just looking for either a bit more money or a longer-term. This is just an opinion and reading between the lines. I reckon it gets done


Just wondering what has changed from when he hasn't signed till now,nothing,Mfc has shown there hand to play him as a lock and lock only,they even had Windsor down back for his run and carry.McVee will be looking at other options but as GW has said,he's staying

7 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Just wondering what has changed from when he hasn't signed till now,nothing,Mfc has shown there hand to play him as a lock and lock only,they even had Windsor down back for his run and carry.McVee will be looking at other options but as GW has said,he's staying

Hmmm, might have something to do with the fact that we're having another dog [censored] season?

And perhaps he is genuinely having a think about his future and where he thinks he can get the best out of himself as a footballer and person.

Just a guess..

19 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Or Fight MND if he prefers.

Already donated to MND!

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17 hours ago, praha said:

My inkling is that McVee's contract negotiations are going to force the hand of the club with regards to some more tenured favourites. Judd and others are very keen for more on-the-ball time, they're being kept at arm's length by an older brigade.

Otherwise I think Judd won't have an issue walking. We are crazy if we leave this kid to rot in the backline given his footy IQ and skillset.

Isn't he a bit too short and skinny to play inside midfield?

23 hours ago, Superunknown said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.


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