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On 06/01/2025 at 14:28, 58er said:

Well not all people regard what’s written in DL as a joke.its not funny and there is no point in writing stupid info that can’t be taken as gospel by some. 

I font enjoy reading [censored] like that. 

No one deserves that to be served up purporting to be humour in our posts. 

Mods - when can we get the facepalm emoji back, please. 

 
1 hour ago, monoccular said:

Mods - when can we get the facepalm emoji back, please. 

I have no idea what the previous that you were commenting on means mono. Perhaps it is too early in 2025 for me.

 

I'm keen to get along to Casey tomorrow but concerned Goody will become increasingly agitated with me peaking through the fence.

 
11 minutes ago, Matt Demon said:

I'm keen to get along to Casey tomorrow but concerned Goody will become increasingly agitated with me peaking through the fence.

Stick on a hawaiin shirt and tell him you got the date of the bucks wrong

27 minutes ago, Matt Demon said:

I'm keen to get along to Casey tomorrow but concerned Goody will become increasingly agitated with me peaking through the fence.

Might depend on what sort of peaking (or peeking) you will be doing behind that fence. 😀


1 minute ago, Harvey Wallbanger said:

Might depend on what sort of peaking (or peeking) you will be doing behind that fence. 😀

Should be ok if he ducks.

22 minutes ago, Matt Demon said:

I'm keen to get along to Casey tomorrow but concerned Goody will become increasingly agitated with me peaking through the fence.

We're all hanging for a training report Matt, so just think of Demonland and grit your teeth!!  Besides, how could any guy wearing a wedding shirt like his be agitated?

Agitated only if he looked in a mirror or the photos , 

But then "just married" it's not photos he should be looking at.  So probably has not noticed,  yes please a training report,   thanks in advance 

 

 

Cracked rib for Christian at training today 🤦🏼‍♂️

6 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

Cracked rib for Christian at training today 🤦🏼‍♂️

Which one?


just had to be a cracked rib for Trac didn’t it? after getting over the trauma of last year

poor bloke

9 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

Cracked rib for Christian at training today 🤦🏼‍♂️

I blame Darcy Moore.

Maybe Trac needs to figure out a way not to leave himself so open to midsection injuries………….a little extra padding couldn’t hurt could it?

Time to get on the Clarry diet Trac!

Edited by Demon Disciple

On 07/01/2025 at 05:05, Ghostwriter said:

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… and just when you’re wondering could it be any worse, the groomsmen wore the same shirt…

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… BUT WITH SHORTS 😳 

Oh my Lord, I pity the poor bloke who edits the Wedding Video 😁

On 06/01/2025 at 08:41, 58er said:

Contributing this largely wrongful post is not helping MFC at all.

Many reading this dribble will for rightly or wrongfully believe some or all of it and believe it is true. We criticise journalists for inaccurate and misleading statements about our Club yet seem oblivious to this sort of post that is not even funny enough but deals with the truth and fiction all in one. 

It is a waste of time and should be not approved for publication. 

Take a chill pill 💊 please. Don’t people understand humour anymore?

 


On 06/01/2025 at 15:39, Ethan Tremblay said:

DEMONLAND IN CHAOS: 58er Sounds Alarm on Satire Slip-Ups

Suburban Melbourne, Australia - In a shocking turn of events, longtime Demonland poster and self-appointed tone police, "58er", has come forward with grave concerns that some readers of the site may be unable to distinguish satire from serious commentary.

Sources close to the matter have revealed that 58er's crusade against misinterpreted satire began after a fellow poster jokingly suggested that the Melbourne Demons' lackluster performance on the field was due to their secret love of knitting.

"I was horrified," 58er said in an exclusive interview. "I mean, who wouldn't know that was a joke? But then I started thinking, what if there are others out there who take everything at face value?"

58er's concerns have been met with skepticism by some, who point out that the Demonland community has a long history of embracing satire and humor.

However, 58er remains resolute in his mission to protect the site's readers from themselves. "I'm not trying to be the fun police," he insists. "I just want to make sure that everyone understands what's real and what's not."

In related news, fellow Demonland poster "cranky franky" has come out in support of 58er's crusade. "I'm sick of people not posting seriously," cranky franky said. "I mean, I'm a very serious person with very serious opinions. And I won't let anyone undermine that with their 'jokes' and their 'humor'."

The Demonland community remains divided on the issue, with some calling for 58er to "lighten up" and others praising his commitment to seriousness.

In the meantime, 58er has announced plans to launch a new website, "Satire-Free Demonzone", where readers can enjoy humor-free discussion and analysis of all things AFL.

More informative, researched and sourced than any HS article you'll read..

  • 2 weeks later...

Anyone know where and if training is occuring today? GHOSTY??

Joel Smith ran past me on my bike ride this morning, just south of Sunshine station. Hadn't realised before how tall he is. Would have been hard for him to miss the Dees stickers all over my helmet. 

Looks like the Dogs are training this morning. They had the roll-a-door up at the gym at the Western Oval and the tunes cranked right up. It's a gorgeous morning to be out and about before the heat sets in. 

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