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20 Wonderful Years

DubDee
in Melbourne Demons

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Since the Bombers won a final 

Has there ever been such a fall from grace? The best team in the league to a laughing stock. And they say the Demons culture is no good? Culture and arrogance killed and are continuing to kill this horrible club

Heres to another 20!

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    4 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    i worry that we will play them in a final. because on that day they will end the streak

    It is written in the stars, after all we lost to the replacements. 

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    1 hour ago, biggestred said:

    i worry that we will play them in a final. because on that day they will end the streak

    The perfect bookend considering it started with a win over us. 

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    1 hour ago, biggestred said:

    i worry that we will play them in a final. because on that day they will end the streak

    There's another 'streaky' thread might suit this better, Red.

    Although, thankfully, we haven't had to see it for a while, its raison d'être having been progressively and greatly reduced in these recent successful years.

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    21st will be at my place :)

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    23 minutes ago, layzie said:

    The perfect bookend considering it started with a win over us. 

    I remember that Final when they beat us.  We were coming back strongly near the end, less than a goal behind, when Brad Miller gave them a downfield free , leading to the sealer for them.

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    12 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

    I remember that Final when they beat us.  We were coming back strongly near the end, less than a goal behind, when Brad Miller gave them a downfield free , leading to the sealer for them.

    Although we lost, this was one of the most electric finals I can remember us playing. When Wrecker Whelan laid that bump (when you could do it) on Hird which lead to Johnstone's running goal at the city end the adrenaline cranked up to 11. 

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Although we lost, this was one of the most electric finals I can remember us playing. When Wrecker Whelan laid that bump (when you could do it) on Hird which lead to Johnstone's running goal at the city end the adrenaline cranked up to 11. 

    Yep, turned full nuffie celebrating that goal. 
    Last AFL game for Troy Broadbridge. 😔 

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    Pretty sure the 21st is guaranteed even if they make finals next year.

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    I'm always uncomfortable slagging off other teams, considering the doldrums we have been in for lengthy periods of time.

    It's probably useful to consider that Individuals within regimes come and go, and the entire edifice of Essendon, particularly post substance use has been reworked from the inside.

    Carry on though... 😎

    Edited by Engorged Onion

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    Facebook wasn’t even invented last time they won a final

    lol

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    It wouldn't be half as much fun if it wasn't for the media pumping them up and inventing new catchphrases for them every single year.

    Maintains the social licence to continue mocking them.

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    15 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    It wouldn't be half as much fun if it wasn't for the media pumping them up and inventing new catchphrases for them every single year.

    Maintains the social licence to continue mocking them.

    True

    They’ve made the June top 4 the last two years

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    53 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    I'm always uncomfortable slagging off other teams, considering the doldrums we have been in for lengthy periods of time.

    It's probably useful to consider that Individuals within regimes come and go, and the entire edifice of Essendon, particularly post substance use has been reworked from the inside.

    Carry on though... 😎

    Appreciate the alternate opinion Mr. Onion.

    However, considering the decades of abuse we’ve copped from bombers fans I think they deserve a bit back. 😊

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    10 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

     

    It's probably useful to consider that Individuals within regimes come and go, and the entire edifice of Essendon, particularly post substance use has been reworked from the inside...

    Trudat. But their fans were, still are, and always will be the most repugnant, obnoxious uncultured swine. That never changes.

     

    edit: Thanks muchly for creating this thread, @DubDee!!! It’s a haven I’ll visit when life gets me down. 😁

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    15 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Trudat. But their fans were, still are, and always will be the most repugnant, obnoxious uncultured swine. That never changes.

     

    edit: Thanks muchly for creating this thread, @DubDee!!! It’s a haven I’ll visit when life gets me down. 😁

    NEVER FORGET how awful their fans are.  Long may they suffer.

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    26 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Demonland looked like this.

    Screenshot 2024-09-04 at 21-59-27 Demonland - Unofficial Melbourne Demons Football Club Home copy.png

    What a time to be alive.

     

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    39 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Demonland looked like this.

    Screenshot 2024-09-04 at 21-59-27 Demonland - Unofficial Melbourne Demons Football Club Home copy.png

    With titles like these, sure it wasn't a porn site back then?

    Pounded at Port.

    Curve.

    Dry as a bone r

    Make a noise please

    Humiliation.

    Edited by binman

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