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2 hours ago, forever demons said:

Re WCWs tatt of eddy on her butt I want all on here to chantย  SCRUB IT OFF SCRUB IT OFF SCRUB IT OFF come all together now scrub it off scrub it off.And I want proof at half time just point your bum at the cameras and smile pants less of course

What is this?

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Disrupted train services will still be a factor but at least the hypothermia threat of a fortnight ago isn't there. Despite the woeful performance last week surely we get mid 20K.

Edited by Witches Hat

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Iโ€™m still working on itโ€ฆ itโ€™s not a no so far ๐Ÿ˜‚

Protecting his recordย  ?

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We play the 2 filth sides in the last 3 weeks. Would love to put them to the sword.


16 minutes ago, Witches Hat said:

Disrupted train services will still be a factor but at least the car park is open and the hypothermia threat of a fortnight ago isn't there. Despite the woeful performance last week surely we get mid 20K.

I heard the carpark was closed tonight?

12 minutes ago, dl4e said:

We play the 2 filth sides in the last 3 weeks. Would love to put them to the sword.

Both teams definitely have the most feral supporters. Remember that picture from our victory at Adelaide Oval? Golden memories ๐Ÿคฃย 

3 hours ago, forever demons said:

Re WCWs tatt of eddy on her butt I want all on here to chantย  SCRUB IT OFF SCRUB IT OFF SCRUB IT OFF come all together now scrub it off scrub it off.And I want proof at half time just point your bum at the cameras and smile pants less of course

So much to unpack, so little time. ๐Ÿ˜…

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8 minutes ago, Binmans PA said:

I heard the carpark was closed tonight?

You are right. I just checked MCC website. I don't know why it would be closed to the public this week, can't be weather related.

34 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What is this?

If you havenโ€™t read yesterdayโ€™s training thread, firstly: why not? Secondly: the post by forever demons will make sense. It wonโ€™t make perfect sense but it wonโ€™t seem as [censored] up. ๐Ÿ˜


4 minutes ago, Witches Hat said:

You are right. I just checked MCC website. I don't know why it would be closed to the public this week, can't be weather related.

Yeah, disastrous. I've had an op on my foot and will have to limp from some random spot in Richmond instead of East Melbourne.ย 

7 hours ago, Winners at last said:

I had fully intended to attend tonight's match.

However, I am instead going to a celebration of life event for Bonnie the cat, who passed away a few days ago at the age of 18. Her owner (a Demons supporter) and her family are heartbroken. I hope that is a good enough excuse.

C'mon Dees ... do it for Bonnie!

ย 

Hey Bingers, wishing Bonnieโ€™s owner all the best, but please hold off with your explanation โ€˜til tonightโ€™s postgame Whatโ€™s Your Excuse? thread. TIA

1 hour ago, Binmans PA said:

I heard the carpark was closed tonight?

only while they scrub the Eddy tatt of WCWs bum

1 hour ago, Witches Hat said:

You are right. I just checked MCC website. I don't know why it would be closed to the public this week, can't be weather related.

bum tatt related

2 minutes ago, forever demons said:

only while they scrub the Eddy tatt of WCWs bum

ย 

1 minute ago, forever demons said:

bum tatt related

Right, okay, thanks for this.


Good test tonight to see if this group are still playing for their coach after a really poor performance last week and a poor couple of months. Unsure how it plays out, but gut tells me a 40-50 point drubbing just purely based on midfield form.ย 

47 minutes ago, forever demons said:

only while they scrub the Eddy tatt of WCWs bum

Too much information.

Gosh I wish we were playing this afternoon.ย  What a perfect day.ย 

At least it's not wet & freezing like it was 2 weeks ago.ย 

Hope we get a good crowd. I have no expectations anymore. I'll just enjoy watching the kids play.ย 

Our backline will have a huge hole without may

I am usually optimistic, but the past few weeks have seen my optimism stretched to the point where Iโ€™m happy that weโ€™ll not put in as bad a performance against Port as did the Swans!

if we do win Iโ€™ll be over the moon, but failing that, Iโ€™m hopeful that the likes of Jefferson and Verrall etc might get games in the final two rounds.

Edited by hardtack


Unfortunately I think this will be a clearance demolition by Port tonight which will result in a large inside 50 differential and our defence will suffer. Thereโ€™s only so much a defence can hold up against when the players up ahead of the ball are the 18th ranked group in clearance.

Port by 9 goals and the media heat to come on Melbourneโ€™s appointment of McQualter.

15 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Reckon we're half a chance tonight โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

Two sides..surely both have half a chance?

ย 

I actually think this will be much closer than what people are expecting.

Port by 78 points in a tight one.ย 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

I just wanna sing our song after a match at least one more time this season. ๐Ÿฅน


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