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Billing’s can’t kick over a jam tin

 

Yep... that's the Billings way! I can't believe he still gets games! 

Just now, The heart beats true said:

I think Rivers behind the ball was about trying to use him to run and carry. 

And to help our flailing defense 

 

One of the more mechanically good kicks in our team can't make the distance.

I've never known what to make of Jake Billings.

Just now, Demon4ever said:

oh god...billings! going for goal...

How on earth did we select a mature age AFL forward who can not kick a goal from 35m out?


Amazing what happens when you lock in on the shoulder at clearances and jump into Darcy.

Where was this in the 1st half?

[censored].

 

Billings worth every cent. 🤬🤬🤬

 

What's with us not turning up when playing Fremantle? Twice in the season already.

Of course not having a ruck has killed us all around the ground, but the effort has been subpar compared to the last 3 weeks.

I just want to see us fight in the 4th, not just roll over. Percentage will be huge to have any chance.

Billings was the most skilled kick in his draft. what happened?

is this a freaky friday type of scenario?


Cannot understand how we are so close

do not deserve to be anywhere near 

except they are trying

Surely Darcy is gonna run out of juice if they don’t feed him a few burgers at 3/4 time?

Billing’s can’t kick over a jam tin


Im not sure what Goodwin or the recruiting team were thinking when they chose Billings.

Nor why they selected him ahead of Fullo for today's game.

The insanity inside the FD continues.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

1 minute ago, croydick said:

yeah billings never gonna be selected again

Should be delisted as soon as season ends.

Just now, Jaded No More said:

And to help our flailing defense 

Yep and he’s done both and Salem’s been no different on ball whilst Viney and a little bit of Oliver have got more of it in the middle.

Good move from Goody. Freshen’s Trent up for next week too. 


1 minute ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Atleast score a behind

You'd think so, wouldn't you

How can billings not even score?

6 goals will be hard but we can at least make this a contest. It’s also sad to see Longmuire so angry, he expected a total annihalation today. 

 

3rd 

goals out the back - dees turnovers - May to sparrow 💩  Viney. Pickett. 💩

Sparrow 30 metre out in front  miss 💩💩

Anb 25 metre out - kick on the full 💩💩

Pickett. Chasing grass still 💩💩

Riv 50 out  pass to Viney 40 out  why? Viney can’t kick 40 💩

Chandler. Goals. Riv to Chandler. Melksham to Chandler. 👏👏

Melksham to Petty  goal 👏

3 qtr 

clearances Freo 10 Dees 7 

Frees  Freo 4 Dees 5 

 

 
Just now, Jaded No More said:

Surely Darcy is gonna run out of juice if they don’t feed him a few burgers at 3/4 time?

McDelivery otw 🛵

But seriously night and day compared to Max. Max is so fit, even during the off season.

6 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Don’t think there’s much going on upstairs for Luke… lucky for him he’s good at football

Understatement of the day!


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