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Mackay worth $850K a year

😂😂

So soft at the back

 
  On 19/07/2024 at 12:12, WalkingCivilWar said:

aaaaaand off goes the [censored] TV

Me too. Then I could hear the crom tune from another room. 
Might have to rewatch the heartbreak 😀.

Brilliant. They [censored] the bed. Cleaned up. Then [censored] it some more. Stinky! Phew!

  On 19/07/2024 at 12:47, whatwhat say what said:

crom beanie spotted in the broadcast - on nankervis' mum...which i can't insert cos it's 94kb (which is pretty small)

why is there such a low embed kb limit here? 

 

It’s because you’ve used up your yearly allotment. You can copy the link to the image, come back to Demonland and in the box where you type your post, go to “Other Media” and go to “Insert image from URL”. Paste in the link to the image. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
  On 19/07/2024 at 12:40, ElDiablo14 said:

@WalkingCivilWar just saying, if he really wants to move to SA. Based on the situation we had last off season.

Yeah I just think the NON-MFC thread is not the place to discuss this, especially in the middle of a thrilling game. Maybe it’s just me 🤷‍♀️ 

Port and giants will both win this weekend. If we can get the job done the bombers will fall to 9th.


Tuned in to the last quarter to see the Dons up by 3 goals, turned off. (Guessing almost everyone else did the same?)

Now im on AFL.com waiting and refreshing for the last two minute video to have a good laugh! :laugh:

Edit: https://www.afl.com.au/video/1174930/last-two-mins-rachele-comes-up-clutch-to-deny-bombers?videoId=1174930&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1721392314001

 

Edited by John Demonic

  On 19/07/2024 at 12:47, whatwhat say what said:

crom beanie spotted in the broadcast - on nankervis' mum...which i can't insert cos it's 94kb (which is pretty small)

why is there such a low embed kb limit here? 

 

Just go into your account and delete pics (attachments) that you no longer need 👍🏽 This frees up space. 

  On 19/07/2024 at 12:52, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah I just think the NON-MFC thread is not the place to discuss this, especially in the middle of a thrilling game. Maybe it’s just me 🤷‍♀️ 

It was at a time the Crows lost a 7 goal lead by having next to zero poise on defence. Petty would certainly fix that.

They were ruining my night as I was surrounded by Essendon supporters at the pub. Got very carried away when the crows kicked seven in a row 😜😜 almost started clapping, even if that was risking my physical integrity 🤣🤣

 

Brad Scott wants to kill somebody 😂

 

Seriously, it’s hilarious. The journos aren’t even deterred in the slightest and he’s gotta sit there and cop the questions 🤣

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

I switched over at lunch in our test match over here with Esserdon up by 10. I believe my intervention was the game’s turning point.

Actually I’d tipped Adelaide but thought they’d blown it at 3/4 time. Marvellous.

  On 19/07/2024 at 12:40, Maldonboy38 said:

And more gold from Bombetrblitz:

          Season over, what. A pathetic effort but sadly not surprising from this club

          Go ■■■■ yourself Essendon you make me ■■■■■■■ sick

I will sleep well tonight.

Who wrote that?

 

was it Dostoyevsky?

  On 19/07/2024 at 13:10, Crompton's the man said:

Who wrote that?

 

was it Dostoyevsky?

Dostoevsky wouldn’t barrack for Essendon 🤨


  On 19/07/2024 at 12:30, praha said:

I tipped Adelaide and was the only one in a competition of 30 to have.

No team with a % of less than 100 has any place in the top 8. Adelaide went in with a better percentage and having lost a few close games this year. It was always a 50/50 game.

So did I @praha haha. 😂

  On 19/07/2024 at 13:10, Crompton's the man said:

Who wrote that?

 

was it Dostoyevsky?

There are no “best of times” for that team. 
Only “worst of times”.

Did I just hear Brad Scott say, “ it is better to lose in one’s own way, than to win in somebody else’s”?

  On 19/07/2024 at 13:52, DiscoStu17 said:

There are no “best of times” for that team. 
Only “worst of times”.

Did I just hear Brad Scott say, “ it is better to lose in one’s own way, than to win in somebody else’s”?

he ain't no chuck d


Essendon losing

GIF by OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network

  On 19/07/2024 at 12:33, Dee Zephyr said:

Less arrogant and entitled

100 point loss coming up in the lead up to finals, it will be the dress rehearsal for the 100 point loss in the elimination final

Most fraudelent top 4 team in the history of the world.

The traditional post-bye tumble is in full effect…

this carnt of a club deserves to remain in the mediocrity it has endured for the last 20 years. Every couple of years a false dawn, before we revert back to despair. ■■■■ this club and all who walk through its halls. Except Caldwell, Merrett and Durham

sam draper is a huge problem.

we have no other rucks.

just let that sink in, we are literally stuck with sam draper as our main ruckman.

■■■■ me.

and jake stringer, he is ■■■■■■■ absolutely cooked.

I wish we were North Melbourne, they’re so far in front of us!!

I reckon at least 80% of all counselling patients in Australia would be Essendon supporters. The other 20% are probably married to one.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

 

I actively will not watch a "druggies" game, unless we are involved but needing a toiley break at 2:30 this morning I snuck a look at the phone & had a big smile. So big a smile that I stayed up, strong coffee and are watching the replay on Fox. Tired? Never. Can go back to bed later. What a start to the weekend.  Global outage for the "druggies".

  On 19/07/2024 at 17:50, Demon Dynasty said:

Less arrogant and entitled

100 point loss coming up in the lead up to finals, it will be the dress rehearsal for the 100 point loss in the elimination final

Most fraudelent top 4 team in the history of the world.

The traditional post-bye tumble is in full effect…

this carnt of a club deserves to remain in the mediocrity it has endured for the last 20 years. Every couple of years a false dawn, before we revert back to despair. ■■■■ this club and all who walk through its halls. Except Caldwell, Merrett and Durham

sam draper is a huge problem.

we have no other rucks.

just let that sink in, we are literally stuck with sam draper as our main ruckman.

■■■■ me.

and jake stringer, he is ■■■■■■■ absolutely cooked.

I wish we were North Melbourne, they’re so far in front of us!!

I reckon at least 80% of all counselling patients in Australia would be Essendon supporters. The other 20% are probably married to one.

The package does have the appearance and fitness of a local footy player. Couldn't believe how out of shape he is, in the middle of the AFL season.


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