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For me in order of disdain it's

1. Cwood

2. Carlton.

3. Geelong.

4. Essendon.

5. Hawthorn.

( Eagles and port just missed out).

 

Collingwood

Essendon

Collingwood

Essendon

Collingwood

 

 

My top five would be the same as @leave it to deever.

Just missing out would be Adelaide, Brisbane, Fremantle, GWS, GCS, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, Sydney, St Kilda, Western Bulldogs and West Coast.

edit:  Waiting for @old dee to nominate University.  :D

Edited by Demonstone

1. Collingwood (no explanation required)

2. Carlton (leap-frogged Geelong this year because of their [censored] supporters)

3. Geelong (Chris Scott and Taxpayer Park)

4. Port (The whole team, coach and president give me the Jimmy Brits)

5. Freo - (Peter Bell is a [censored])


5. Essendon

4. Essendon

3. Essendon

2. Essendon

(drumroll please)

1. Essendon 

 

1. COLLINGWOOD
 

*daylight*

2. GEELONG

*several daylights*
 

3. Brisbane 

4. Carlton

5. Port

6. All remaining clubs 

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

5. Essendon

4. Essendon

3. Essendon

2. Essendon

(drumroll please)

1. Essendon 

 

I'm surprised 'The Thug's' team didn't get a look in !!

 
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10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

5. Essendon

4. Essendon

3. Essendon

2. Essendon

(drumroll please)

1. Essendon 

 

Not a fan either. But what gives?

Is it from the 2000 GF?

 

 


1. Collingwood

2. Esssendon

3. Carlton

4. Hawthorn

5. Geelong

6. Brisbane 

7. West Coast

8. Port

9. Freo

10. St Kilda

11. I'm missing someone - North

12. Adelaide

13. Richmond

14. Bulldogs

15. GCS

16. GWS

17. Sydney

Edited by gs77
Finally remembered North Melbourne

Hi, don’t post much, but couldn’t resist 

1 - ABC (anyone but Collingwood)

2 - Bulldogs 

3 - Geelong

4 - Carlton

5 - Bombers

 

1. AFL Management Team - destroying my interest (passion?) in the game.

2. Collingwood - (have gone past Geelong due to recent events)

3. Geelong - just horrible.

4. Brisbane - so many unlikeable players

5. Everyone else.


1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

I'm surprised 'The Thug's' team didn't get a look in !!

All good Luci. I hate them too. There’s plenty of hate to go around. 😅

1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

Not a fan either. But what gives?

Is it from the 2000 GF?

 

 

Oh Deeves, you have no idea. My hatred for Essendon goes back a lot further than 2000, for reasons many and varied. Too many reasons to list here and words can’t describe the level of repulsion anyways, suffice to say sometime in the future I’ll find myself saying, “But I had to kill them, your honour, they were Essendon supporters.” 

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

1. COLLINGWOOD
 

*daylight*

2. GEELONG

*several daylights*
 

3. Brisbane 

4. Carlton

5. Port

6. All remaining clubs 

I feel the hate for Collingwood and Geelong, Jaded. You put them in capital letters 🤣🤣🤣

For me it’s:

Carlton and then daylight 

Geelong because of their stupid ground and whinging coach

Collingwood 

North, the few supporters they have are vile 

Adelaide 

I have too much class and integrity to lower myself to such a childish listing but:

I HATE Carlton with profound angst because Cripps smiles too much!


1.Collingwood

2. Brisbane

3. Geelong

4. Carlton

5. Essendon

1 filth

2 geelong

3 essenscum

4 adelaide

5 eagles

3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Collingwood

Essendon

Collingwood

Essendon

Collingwood

 

This except replace the 4th Essendon with Carlton

 
3 hours ago, Demonstone said:

My top five would be the same as @leave it to deever.

Just missing out would be Adelaide, Brisbane, Fremantle, GWS, GCS, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, Sydney, St Kilda, Western Bulldogs and West Coast.

edit:  Waiting for @old dee to nominate University.  :D

Ha ha! Top of my list used to be the Crows. However after last year's finals the pies concreted themselves into first place. Then take your pick Essendrug, Crows and Eagles. 

 

1. Filth 

Space between the earth and sun

2. Geelong 

3. AFL House (not a team but still)

4. Carlton

Tied for 5th - West Coast, Essendon & Port

 


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