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So, we all know that last week the Collingwood cheer squad were so busy concentrating on spelling Quaynor correctly on his milestone banner, they misspelled Isaac…

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To their credit they made amends with tonight’s banner…

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They’re still dumb as dog-[censored] though 🤭

 
14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So, we all know that last week the Collingwood cheer squad were so busy concentrating on spelling Quaynor correctly on his milestone banner, they misspelled Isaac…

DA956186-ADAB-4937-960E-64E8CE37D353.thumb.jpeg.bb137c56029f73512078fbe147f8e4f3.jpeg


To their credit they made amends with tonight’s banner…

52BE8536-64BB-40A3-B48B-243CE772B609.thumb.jpeg.ffcc44189d4768b297448e3487139638.jpeg
 

They’re still dumb as dog-[censored] though 🤭

Dot’n gvie meth oot uchm iergf. Llpsnige si rahd.

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So, we all know that last week the Collingwood cheer squad were so busy concentrating on spelling Quaynor correctly on his milestone banner, they misspelled Isaac…

DA956186-ADAB-4937-960E-64E8CE37D353.thumb.jpeg.bb137c56029f73512078fbe147f8e4f3.jpeg


To their credit they made amends with tonight’s banner…

52BE8536-64BB-40A3-B48B-243CE772B609.thumb.jpeg.ffcc44189d4768b297448e3487139638.jpeg
 

They’re still dumb as dog-[censored] though 🤭

You’d think someone would have half a brain to run a spell check every week. 

 
14 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

I agree QD, but I’m a little concerned about BBP talking to himself. First sign of madness, they say. 🤭

@Bring-Back-Powell has a brain as big as a planet @WalkingCivilWar - yet despite everything, here they are on 'Land. The universe is indeed endlessly fascinating.


Last night I was having trouble deciding who I hoped would win. I watched 10 minutes and there he was the thug. Decision fixed. Glad the druggies won. 

I thought that Sidebottom was past being well and truly cooked, but I reckon he was their best player last night.

It's incredible how often he and Pendlebury find each other with their disposals.

 

Cfc supporters really are complete scum.

Their constant booing is reprehensible.

I hope they never win another flag.


1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

Cfc supporters really are complete scum.

Their constant booing is reprehensible.

I hope they never win another flag.

Carlton fans equally 

Hope GWS tear them a new one tonight 

Edited by Moonshadow

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Carlton fans equally 

Hope GWS tear them a new one tonight 

It all gives me renewed interest and joy watching non Mfc games.

Arithmetic not spelling


Rozee on track to finish with 72 disposals 

3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

switched over to norf vs gc17 instead of casey at their half time

kangas have so many talented kids

'cept when they play The Dees and we're just [censored].

1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Rozee on track to finish with 72 disposals 

Bit disappointed he seemed to put the cue in the rack after half time.

Minute for minute that first half was reaching Kynan Brown levels.

9 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

switched over to norf vs gc17 instead of casey at their half time

kangas have so many talented kids

This has been a good match from the start. North fans have a lot to look forward to… good times ahead for the shinboners faithful.

Mac Andrew kicked his first AFL goal. Heartwarming moment. 🥹


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This has been a good match from the start. North fans have a lot to look forward to… good times ahead for the shinboners faithful.

Mac Andrew kicked his first AFL goal. Heartwarming moment. 🥹

not enough cuts to the gc17 coaching box

i wanna see dimma seething

11 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

switched over to norf vs gc17 instead of casey at their half time

kangas have so many talented kids

You'd bloody hope they would. They have been [censored] for an eternity and didn't have to deal with compromised expansion team drafts like we did.

Port v Dogs is starting to carry the smell of our Freo game. Could be hard to gather themselves again this late in the season.

Margin saved a bit by a generally flat third quarter. Naturally, the moment I decide I'll properly watch for a while.

 

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