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A pyrrhic victory. Hard to get excited. Forward line is still a big problem especially Fritsch who let a youngster in Archer wipe the floor with him. 

 
 

 

The rules must have been changed again but nobody told us if you move on the mark when the player feigns a handball it is 50. That is bull dust! Cost us another goal. Putrid call.

I was just at the ground. When the siren went I just got up and walked out.

The 50 metres to Windsor was right in front of me: to the letter of the law that’s a 50. THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO TMAC 2 MINUTES LATER - AND NO 50. 

The players were going berserk. The standard of umpiring can’t even be consistent for 3 minutes.

The AFL is losing me. The umpiring is so inconsistent. Everyone waffles on about ‘the game is so hard to umpire’. It’s not an accident. It’s happening too often, and making them too much money.

I can only imagine the Collingwood fans last week. reigning premiers and only won by 1 point

Assume they didn’t celebrate or sing the song?

2 minutes ago, praha said:

I am gobsmacked by that. Scoreless in the last quarter. Holding the ball whenever we had it on the wing and letting them flood.

We have zero confidence. Zero synergy. No structure. 

We are poorly coached and playing like huge plodders. We are bottom 4 the way we are playing.

Surely no one could defend Simon on that call…. It was embarrassing 


Just now, Demon Disciple said:

All aboard the SS Sinking Ship.

With your favourite Skip Simon G. Toot toot! 💨💨

A relaxing evening spent watching our boys establish their premiership credentials on the hallowed turf. Can only assume positive comments in game day thread and this one. I hope Steven May’s head is ok too. That looked very nasty.

 

1 minute ago, Nasher said:

Did you watch that last quarter? That definitely wasn’t the worst possible result.

I think they are saying at least if they came over the top of us we’d be looking at getting rid of a coach who has obviously lost the players 

We’re in such a hole, how is our forward line getting worse.

 

Clarry gave away 5 free kicks tonight, $1 million a year he is being paid by us, what an absolute joke.

 

estatic I’m going to the game next week…..


34 points up in the 3rd and we serve that shy te up in the last.

Happy for the young lads tonight.

1 minute ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

A relaxing evening spent watching our boys establish their premiership credentials on the hallowed turf. Can only assume positive comments in game day thread and this one. I hope Steven May’s head is ok too. That looked very nasty.

 

Mate game day was a cracker today

We are a diabolical football team. 15 scoring shots against a bunch of kids. Overrun by a team we have huge amounts of experience over.

This club is quickly sending us back to the depths.

Like it or not, it is very simple. We are the softest football club in the land. We have been for a long time. We had an aberration for about 15 months a few years ago but normal service is resumed...we are always gettable because we have soft players on every line, and as a club we've never demanded anything else.

 

At this point I'll take any win we can get. 

Carn Dees 🤌

Don't know what was worse, England's performance after Kane's goal or us after half time.


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