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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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Why does Oliver bother kicking the ball? Lazy turnover merchant 90% of the time. Pathetic.

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    We hit the post twice, their kicks bend back in and sneak through.

    And there's the chant

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    Just now, BDA said:

    far out Clarry. pure butchery

    Did not look.  Just tumbled it inside.  I'd drag him straight away.  Message meeds to be sent.

     

    Oliver is absolutely killing us with his atrocious ball use

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    I thought we might just luck into the big one this year but it seems that we are well and truly on the downhill slope


    When we decide to move it quickly we actually look alright. But we chose to go slow. Something is amiss at the club, but let’s keep playing secret Santa.

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    This literal makeshift garbage forwardline getting plenty of looks and rarely missing. Us? Can’t get it and can’t kick it. 

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    Jesus were a pathetically soft side. I hate watching this pus 

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    Best defence in the league.

    How do they have uncontested marks in their forward 50?

    Come on, a few posters are saying something fishy is going on in the club. What is it? Cause it absolutely stinks 😷 😷😷


    2 minutes ago, Seraph said:

    Why does Oliver bother kicking the ball? Lazy turnover merchant 90% of the time. Pathetic.

    He's a dead set liability 

    Petty straight swap for T-Mac ... 

    We will lose comfortably with the present line up amyway

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    We’re a mess. Our defence has gone from one of the best, to one of the worst. 

    Have to agree here... missing Lever big time!

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    Sparrow mia this quarter.

    Langdon mia both.

    Fritta another round off.

    Kozzie gone quiet too.

    JV as well.

    Come on guys where's the pride.

    Where's the big fightback?

     

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