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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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We've got 6 home games to come this season. These last two weeks will cost the club millions of dollars. 

 

Start walking Simon..... then run....

Knives coming 

Youve had your day.... let someone who knows what they're doing come in

 

For anyone watching and stressing over this dross we're dishing up, i'd highly recommend you try painting something.

Great MFCSS therapy

 
1 minute ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Petty is just jogging around

Not sure he has sprinted yet this season. 

We lost this game as soon as we selected Petty up forward again.

Not the only reason obviously but it's a poor sign that he's a constant walk up start. I mean why should he give his all. Talk about job security.


North are a HUGE chance to beat us in 2 weeks time 

2 minutes ago, Boots and all said:

Does Vines turn the ball over every time he touches it? Serious question.

He is one of the worst offenders ignoring free players. Its like he has tunnel vision. Has now become a turnover merchant.

What has happened to his fearsome CP game? 

Imagine letting Maynard and Collingwood have the last laugh with such a limp performance 

 

Say goodbye to the 8

Not seeing it for some time 

2.5 to 4.0 that quarter.

Goodwin must be sweating.


Stick a fork in us, we’re done. Sorry 😞 

(On the upside we’re winning the scoring shot battle - should be smoking them) 

How many times have we seen a score line like this. One more scoring shot  and we our six goals down.

Maybe it is on the coaches.

 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Billings needed to GO HARD

Jesus Christ why 😭

How on earth does he get a game!!!!! My god...why oh why did we recruit him? He was awful at the Saints... 

Thanks Goodwin you managed to takes us back 10yrs to when Roos started!  On the way you have destroyed our mid and will struggle to keep any decent player or attract any 

Hope you're "leaning into this" Simon


19 shots from 37 i50s vs 17 from 35...

2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Start walking Simon..... then run....

Knives coming 

Youve had your day.... let someone who knows what they're doing come in

Laughable. Not going anywhere. Deal with it.

5 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Viney - 1 clearance

Oliver - 44% KE

It's a big problem for the rest of the year too.

No Petracca is going to show up our serious lack of midfield depth and this diabolical gameplan.

Godwin is going to get exposed big tine here.

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In 12 months time we could be irrelevant again.

The decline is faster than the rise

Netflix series about the Nazis is pretty good. New season of The Boys out Thursday. More to life than this.


this team is a shell of itself

very very disappointing

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Say goodbye to the 8

Not seeing it for some time 

No way we are making the 8. Goodwin lost this team weeks ago. Our game style, if you lose the side, it becomes evident. 

Just now, Moonshadow said:

In 12 months time we could be irrelevant again.

The decline is faster than the rise

Lol....we're there already...   look up !!

 
2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

How many times have we seen a score line like this. One more scoring shot  and we our six goals down.

Maybe it is on the coaches.

Maybe the players could kick straight? Just an idea.

Edited by bing181

Blow it up, make some hard decisions on the trade table and hit the draft. We're cooked.


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