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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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RIP THEIR HEART ❤️ OUT DEMONS. 

I see that SEN are again running “Blues Radio”

I want to hear Andy Maher as a blubbering Mess in the last Quarter. I HATE Carlton, haven’t been anywhere near that stinking arrogant Suburb for years 

Remember the opening Scenes in “Underbelly” from the Grandstands of Princess Park

Cheated for 30 years and laughed 

 

RIP THEM APART 

Edited by Sir Why You Little

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    @davejemmolly If you and your family are seated near bay M33, your kids are very welcome to come to the front of our bay before the game to grab flags (we have a variety of sizes), handheld banners or a giant head to wave during the match. As long as they’re returned after the match (we once had a kid who got halfway to Jolimont station carrying a giant Tmac head because he sincerely thought he could keep it. Bless).

    Same goes for everyone who sits in our bay or an adjoining one. I’m only singling out Dave because he and his family are visiting from Perth.

    GO THE MIGHTY DEES!

    ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

    That’s so nice @WalkingCivilWar thanks so much! 
     

    I’ll double check the tickets and find out where we are!  Kids would be stoked to at least get a pic holding one of the giant heads to round the holiday out

    Edit - turns out we’re in M29 woo hoo

    (plus a win of course) 

    Edited by davejemmolly

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    6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    I HATE Carlton,

    Possibly the most unanimously approved post you have ever put up on Demonland.

    Can I say this though, I don't dilsike their players, it is the club and the supporters.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Possibly the most unanimously approved post you have ever put up on Demonland.

    Can I say this though, I don't dilsike their players, it is the club and the supporters.

    I HATE the whole Package 

    I nearly went feral years ago when Earl Spalding went there and helped win them that last Flag… 

     

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    2 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

    The death of musician/recording legend Steve Albini is all the loss I can take for one day. Therefore the Demons must win by 33 (& 1/3) points. 

    Ignatius Jones too. Jimmy and the Boys were great live 

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ignatius Jones too. Jimmy and the Boys were great live 

    They certainly were. Saw them many times in Pubs around Melbourne 

    The great Joylene Hairmouth on Keyboards 

    4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    I HATE the whole Package 

    I nearly went feral years ago when Earl Spalding went there and helped win them that last Flag… 

     

    You are a better man than me.

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    2 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

    The death of musician/recording legend Steve Albini is all the loss I can take for one day. Therefore the Demons must win by 33 (& 1/3) points. 

    Couldn’t it be by 45 points or even 78?

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    You are a better man than me.

    I can’t recall we got anything out of that deal. We were such poor negotiators.
    I do remember we had to Play Home Games at Princes Park to Help Elliott pay for his Legend Stand. 
    Just outrageous!!!

    10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    I HATE the whole Package 

    I nearly went feral years ago when Earl Spalding went there and helped win them that last Flag… 

     

    What finally did it?😁

    Edited by Damo

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    Just now, Bendigo_Demon said:

    Its been steadily raining here in Bendigo all day. What are the conditions going to be like at the 'G' tonight?

    It’s fine here. Overcast. Small chance of rain from 10pm. 

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    2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    It’s fine here. Overcast. Small chance of rain from 10pm. 

    Heavy in Ballarat and looking at the radar I recon a wet game is coming. Not our favourite conditions 

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    32 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

    Why do we play footy on work nights?!

     

    Who schedules work meetings at nine pm?

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    I will be in Carltons Legends Lounge for tonights game. I recklessly agreed a while back. I may wear out my welcome early, who knows? Any other possible friendless souls going?

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    Will Goodwin pull something different out of the box now Bowey has come in 🫣🫣🫣🫣

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    Just now, demon3165 said:

    Will Goodwin do something pull different out of the box now Bowey has come in 🫣🫣🫣🫣

    goodwin does things out of the box all the time

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    17 minutes ago, Damo said:

    I will be in Carltons Legends Lounge for tonights game. I recklessly agreed a while back. I may wear out my welcome early, who knows? Any other possible friendless souls going?

    What were you thinking? I highly doubt it. 

    46 minutes ago, SPC said:

    Heavy in Ballarat and looking at the radar I recon a wet game is coming. Not our favourite conditions 

    Yeah the wet weather totally nullifies Gawn's influence as he'll only take between 0 to 2 marks, and if Gawn has a poor game, we inevitably have a poor game.

    Our record is scarily bad in wet weather.

    6 hours ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I’ve just got a feeling (completely illogical) that we’ll get rolled tonight in the second half or last quarter. Is Carlton really that bad to lose 3 in a row or potentially 4? Because I can’t see them beating Sydney at the SCG next week. 

    I hope I’m wrong, but I feel we’ll start well but Carlton will get some momentum and will be hard to stop. Curnow is probably due to kick some on May, while McKay is in ripping form. Their midfield has had a better year so far than our’s and if they get some territory dominance we might struggle to transition out.

    If we’re going to win, we’ll need to at least break even in clearance and contested possessions, while we’ll need Petty, JVR and Turner to mark well ahead of the ball. 

    Possibly a last-quarter win/loss match, but I reckon the Dees are fitter, more mobile and hopefully, 'clearance powerful' relative to the Blues. A couple of good tags could also slow them down. Fully agree about the P, J and T marking/zoning/leading/space finding.


    53 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Tony Abbott, Scott Morrison & Barnaby Joyce being in Power!!! 😡

    Apart from being a Melbourne supporter and therefore a decent human being.

    You have intelligence and humanity, These guys tipped me over as well.    Go Dee's

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    Haha someone has defaced this Welcome Baggers sign…

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    What a legend! I hope she wasn’t caught on security cameras. Or he. She or he. who knows. 

    Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

    4 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

    Did Pauline or Clive make the grade?? 

    The Swamp is large 

    Clive sending text messages at 6:30am did get me very fired up 🤬

     
    57 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Who schedules work meetings at nine pm?

    it’s with EU and US chumps. convenient time for everyone aside from me!

    42 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    goodwin does things out of the box all the time

    lmfao.


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