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55 minutes ago, loges said:

McAdam?

Fair enoughย 

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My prediction is the Tigers will throw everything they can muster at us early.

Possibly even heading into half-time in front.ย 

Then this particular thread will become a place of darkness. Season over. Certain players will be told to never play for us again.ย 

Then the more well-rounded team (ours) will systematically carve itโ€™s way to a 42-point win.ย 

Hooray!ย 
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52 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

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For those unable to attend tonight's reverential and otherwise solemn ceremony prior to the game. As the stadium lights return and the game is about to begin. Forget the SEN app, mute Seven's commentary. Flip the disc onto the turntable platter and pump up the volume.

PLAY LIST

1. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (if the tiggers go hard in the first half and the Dees are behind)

2. Dan Hartman - Instant Reply (guaranteed to happen, AFL sanctioned score review with product placement).

3. Rick Dees -Disco Duck (give the man a guernsey)

4. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame (default if the umpiring is one -sided otherwise select dom perignon)

5. Average White Band -Pick up the Pieces (if Richmond has momentum Maysie and the Boys may need to...)

6. Chic - Le Freak (Bayley has broken off the chain. Nothing more need be said)

7. Van McCoy - Do the Hustle (Max, Clarry, Tracc and Vines take commandย  in the centre square)

8. Donna Summer - Hot Stuffย  (Kysaiah Pickett receives nomination for AFL Father of the Year and turns it on at the 'G)

9. KC and the Sunshine Band - Shake Your Booty (Jacob van Rooyen celebrates contract extension with a big goal)

10. The Trammps - Disco Inferno (Dees apply the blowtorch to the now faltering tigers)

11. Rose Royce - Car Wash (Ooze looses personal bet with Goody. Will give the Jag XE a polish as well)

12. Earth Wind and Fire -September (expectations will be exceeded).

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Bravo.

Perhaps a shout out to You ain't seen nothing yet by Backman- TURNER Overdrive.

It ain't Disco but his namesake gets a guernsey.

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1 minute ago, Mel Bourne said:

My prediction is the Tigers will throw everything they can muster at us early.

Possibly even heading into half-time in front.ย 

Then this particular thread will become a place of darkness. Season over. Certain players will be told to never play for us again.ย 

Then the more well-rounded team (ours) will systematically carve itโ€™s way to a 42-point win.ย 

Hooray!ย 
ย 

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Celebrate In Love GIF by Max


Well looking forward to watching this game on my phone from the beautiful town of Te Anau in NZ. Hoping a great days fishing is followed by a great game of footy.ย 

1 hour ago, Mel Bourne said:

My prediction is the Tigers will throw everything they can muster at us early.

Possibly even heading into half-time in front.ย 

Then this particular thread will become a place of darkness. Season over. Certain players will be told to never play for us again.ย 

Then the more well-rounded team (ours) will systematically carve itโ€™s way to a 42-point win.ย 

Hooray!ย 
ย 

ย 

Like clockwork eh ๐Ÿ˜‡

9 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Well looking forward to watching this game on my phone from the beautiful town of Te Anau in NZ. Hoping a great days fishing is followed by a great game of footy.ย 

In Raglan NZ at the moment. How are you watching? VPN?

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Hoping for a quality game from Clayton Oliver tonight. He was absolutely dreadful defensively last game, especially in the first quarter. That's fine if he's damaging offensively, but he was just about nonexistent in both facets of the game with that hand injury.

12 minutes ago, ManDee said:

In Raglan NZ at the moment. How are you watching? VPN?

No I bought the week subscription to AFL overseas.ย 


Quite chilly here in Melbourne now (apparent temp 11.9deg) but looks like the rain has gone and it will be a dry game..

2 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

My prediction is the Tigers will throw everything they can muster at us early.

Possibly even heading into half-time in front.ย 

Then this particular thread will become a place of darkness. Season over. Certain players will be told to never play for us again.ย 

Then the more well-rounded team (ours) will systematically carve itโ€™s way to a 42-point win.ย 

Hooray!ย 
ย 

ย 

ย 

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Hoping for a quality game from Clayton Oliver tonight. He was absolutely dreadful defensively last game, especially in the first quarter. That's fine if he's damaging offensively, but he was just about nonexistent in both facets of the game with that hand injury.

Arguably his weakest 4 quarter effort for the club in memory. Then again itโ€™s hard to tackle with one hand but he rarely got into contests. Should have been rested.ย 

Edited by John Crow Batty

Outside the ground and there's a very light shower at the moment.


22 minutes ago, binman said:

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Ha! If the Gameday thread came with audio, it would not necessarily be the sound of silence.ย 

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Bravo.

Perhaps a shout out to You ain't seen nothing yet by Backman- TURNER Overdrive.

It ain't Disco but his namesake gets a guernsey.

Robbie's sadly no longer with us, There's a cloud over the other brother. Randy Bachman can't be contacted.

So they're putting the band back together as TURNER FORWARD OVERDRIVE.

Edited by Tarax Club

2 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Are they putting the band back together? asย  FORWARD TURNER OVERDRIVE?

Tx Dad.

Didn't know Leave it to Beaver (black and white) was on Foxtel reruns or would appeal to younger viewers Deever. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Edited by Tarax Club

1 minute ago, Tarax Club said:

Didn't know Leave it to Beaver (black and white) was on Foxtel reruns or would appeal to younger viewers Deever. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

There is a wonderful scene from one of its episodes. Unfortunately I can't recall which one.

But I'll set the scene. Beaver one afternoon had done something wrong and the Father at dinner time gave him a stern dressing down.

The next scene at breakfast the next day has the mother saying to the father.....

"Gee you were a bit hard on the old beaver last night".


If any one is passing the swan hotel, on the corner of Swan and church Street I'm here having a beer and a pizza come say hello

4 minutes ago, Demon trucker said:

If any one is passing the swan hotel, on the corner of Swan and church Street I'm here having a beer and a pizza come say hello

It's happy hour v$ 5 pots, $ 10 pintsย 

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5 minutes ago, Demon trucker said:

It's happy hour v$ 5 pots, $ 10 pintsย 

Will be happy hour around 9 to 10 pm hopefully.

I wouldn't call that cheap but haven't bought a beer in Melbourne for a while.

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Edited by leave it to deever

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Will be happy hour around 9 to 10 pm hopefully.

I wouldn't call that cheap but haven't bought a beer in Melbourne for a while.

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Not cheap, but I think pints are over 14 normallyย 


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