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1 hour ago, dee-tox said:

Ummmm, being a proper noun it should be! 😀

k.d. Lang and Jacob van Rooyen (to name just two) say 👋 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
COZ DEMONSTONE POINTED OUT AN ERROR AND NOW I’VE FORGOTTEN ALL THAT’S GOOD IN THE WORLD 😭

 

Only a like, sad and thanks emoji missing to complete the whole set for the OP.

Edited by Dee Zephyr

 
17 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Possible titles for next week's podcast:

Rattle and Um

The Um of Us

Comfortably Um

Um and Ummer

Um's the Word

Um, Sodomy and the Lash 

Bah, Umbug!

 

It's umbelievable 

1 hour ago, binman said:

And, for future reference, binman is not capitalised either. 

Thanks @binman, I hadn’t noticed that.

You might need to have a quiet word with your assistant, @Binmans PA😀

Edited by Fanatique Demon


14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Jacob van Rooyan

Our favourite redhead won't like that you've spelled his name wrong.  :D

26 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Possible titles for next week's podcast:

Rattle and Um

The Um of Us

Comfortably Um

Um and Ummer

Um's the Word

Um, Sodomy and the Lash 

Bah, Umbug!

 

Umpire!

I just checked the length of this week’s podcast. I usually take a long walk most days and fill it with an episode of A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs - which I heartily recommend. But today I’ll do a 2 hour, 40 minute walk, counting @binman’s ums for Stats File.  😁
Keep up the great work, @Demonland

 

7 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Our favourite redhead won't like that you've spelled his name wrong.  :D

Duly noted, and amended.

BTW, JvR is NOT a redhead!

What a wasted opportunity. This thread would have been much better if posted in the off-season. We could have gone to town on "um" versus "umm" and argued back and forth about whether an ellipsis has space between the dots or not. 

Hmmmmmmmm!

What a silly boy.

Made me realise what a cheap slacker I’ve been having listened to the pod since Grapeviney days so just took out a D’Land subscription.

Thanks for prompting me Dee Blood


I actually want to thank the OP for reminding us all - albeit inadvertently - of the tireless efforts of Andy and co. in keeping this awesome site going.

If you’re not a member, consider becoming one. It won’t cost you an arm and a leg, unlike most things these days.

Along with everything else… you don’t need to see ads, and that’s always a bonus, amirite?!

Incidentally, a donation towards the running costs can also be made. There’s a ‘Donate’ button when you scroll down on the main topics page. Every dollar counts as Andy likely runs this site at a loss.

7 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

Cheers 

Um, okay, so, um, we just wanted to, um, say a HUGE um, thank you? Yeah, um, thank you! For, um, your feedback on our, um, podcast. It's like, um, super important to us. Not just important, but like, um, super-duper important? Because, um, without it, how would we even, um, know if we're, um, talking into the void or, um, actually reaching human ears? So, um, yeah, your feedback? Um, thanks again, and um, keep those thoughts um, coming!

2 hours ago, John Demonic said:

The podcast would be drastically improved if at the start of every sentence Andy said Mum, Binman said Yum and George said Rum instead of Um

Rum improves everything

1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Only a like, sad and thanks emoji missing to complete the whole set for the OP.

Set completed! I changed my shocked emoji to a sad emoji for this very purpose 🤩


15 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Um, okay, so, um, we just wanted to, um, say a HUGE um, thank you? Yeah, um, thank you! For, um, your feedback on our, um, podcast. It's like, um, super important to us. Not just important, but like, um, super-duper important? Because, um, without it, how would we even, um, know if we're, um, talking into the void or, um, actually reaching human ears? So, um, yeah, your feedback? Um, thanks again, and um, keep those thoughts um, coming!

And don't forget to leave a 5 umm review. 

3 minutes ago, binman said:

And don't forget to leave a 5 umm review. 

binman, good to see you visit but I think you had better stay focused. You have just a couple more days to eliminate the ums.

Have you considered developing a stutter, that usually helps.

7 hours ago, DeeBlood said:

Love the idea of the podcast but guys, you've got to improve your public speaking... too many Ums...especially Binman

Just listen to the Adelaide podcast and BInman's stats Its ridiculous....Sorry I had to turn off just couldnt stomach the Ums

I'll try again next week and see if youve fixed it

Cheers 

Look u all know you want it!!! A hard hitting no holds barred podcast featuring the one and only "PICKET FENCE".. There wont be any ums, ars, pauses or any other nuances, just one hard hitting commentary, that speaks for the voice of Demonland!!! C Mon mods u know u want it!!!😁😎

 

Interestingly I read this OP before listening to this week's pod, and still didn't have an issue. Anyone referencing stats whilst waxing lyrical on the subject is going to be prone to the odd pause or 'um', and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it imo. 

Binman is the messiah of Demonland (just wait for the mid season loading/tapering prophecy). Jog on son!

I wonder if the OP is now thinking about some umble pie?
 

Great work guys, just about to listen to this week’s pod, anticipating a cracker of a highlight akin to binman’s quote from last week …. “MFCSS is like herpes”. (harsh, but oh how true). 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


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