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NON-MFC: Round 02

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Just now, Brownie said:

Is McRae the right guy?

Knowing how intelligent the sub humans who support the Pies are, I’m sure they’re all going back to their jail cells tonight to write “sack McRae” on the inmate intranet 

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    This is more than any of us could’ve dreamed of. With every loss they suffer, the Maynard incident gets a little less painful.

    THANK YOU FOOTY GODS!!!

    Rubbish. I will never relinquish sheer anger and disdain at the Filth. 

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    Well guess I can’t be to upset with dees last 2 years after seeing cats and pies now implode after a flag, we cop it more despite that

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    3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Do we hop on freo's collingwood death ride? They have the pies pick 1 this year...

    All aboard

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Knowing how intelligent the sub humans who support the Pies are, I’m sure they’re all going back to their jail cells tonight to write “sack McRae” on the inmate intranet 

    You'd think after nabbing a cheap flag that they would have been happy to phone in a season or two.

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    17 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

    8 min left in the last

    'Fans of all persuasions engaged' good call by the commentator

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    Let us schadenfreude for one night please. 

    Better schadenfreude to be had when they are 0-4 and John Denver’s ‘Country Road’ is blaring with max sound at the Gabba as they trudge off…

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    1 minute ago, doc roet said:

    Yeah nah

    Nothing will ever erase the pain of that incident, but them being 0-3 goes a tiny ways towards instant karma being meted out to that repugnant team. 

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    do the pies have a culture problem?

    One needs to have culture to have a culture problem.

    6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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    As long as that little stager has a bad day Saturday.

    4 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

    Where are Collingwood at?

    3066

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    8 minutes ago, OhMyDees said:

    Would prefer to have won the flag last year and be 0-3 this year. Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♂️.

    For sure ... however nothing is as horrifying as the spectre of a C'wood 'dynasty' ... that is looking like a fairytale now ... thank god! 🙏😁

    Good effort by the Saints tonight and the Pies are looking very much like a mid table plodder side at the moment 😃

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    The older players like Pendles, Sidebottom and Howe are struggling and it is costing them.

    I still think a few of them won't see out the season.

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    Their start proves to me once again that I was right all along, and they are a middle of the road side who snatched a flag via umpiring bias, AFL help, vile fans and a piece of [censored] thug who took out a key opponent in a final. 

    They did not deserve that flag and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

    There were at least 3 sides last year who were better and deserved that premiership more. 

    Steven May, YOU WERE RIGHT!

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    An excellent start to the weekend of footy. I am know enjoying a melbourne bitter after seeing the filth lose.

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    Sidebottom has been a great player for so long, but gee he made plenty of many mistakes tonight, same last week too. Is it just a temporary loss of form or is he cooked?

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    McRae going to have to drop some players. 
     

    Pretty big pool of players to choose from.

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    9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Rubbish. I will never relinquish sheer anger and disdain at the Filth. 

    I was actually speaking from my personal point of view. I’m gonna take all I can out of Collingwood’s free-fall.  

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    4 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

    For sure ... however nothing is as horrifying as the spectre of a C'wood 'dynasty' ... that is looking like a fairytale now ... thank god! 🙏😁

    Good effort by the Saints tonight and the Pies are looking very much like a mid table plodder side at the moment 😃

    They won so many games by single digits last year. Where does their improvement come from this season ..old players get older & with such a close competition you only have to be a 1% off & you lose. They are def more than a 1% off. For all those posters that moan about Goodie’s press conferences…do yourself a favour & listen to “the Priest”… at the moment. Not really sure how to describe them 🤔

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I was actually speaking from my personal point of view. I’m gonna take all I can out of Collingwood’s free-fall.  

    You have to take any small wins in life that come your way.

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