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1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Oh…whatsa Marra with you friend.

Ah shuddupa you face! 

 
On 01/04/2024 at 22:42, Binmans PA said:

Unless we lose one of JVR or Petty, I can't see us going big on any opposition KPF.

Well, I dont rate either of JVR or Petty that highly, so I would make JUH a massive offer he could not refuse

20 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Doggies need picks to rejuvenate their list. They need defenders and Naughton ain’t going. Darcy will play Forward and they’ll sign English. 

Dogs definitely need to improve their defence. In a perfect world JUH traded for Petty and something would be good for both clubs.

Shame it won't happen

 

I would love any of Smith, Jamara, Weightman, or Richard's. Either way I'd love to pick the eyes out of this falling team. 

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With the form Naughton is in, there is no way JUH leaves. 

 

More chance of Naughton being traded to WC for cap space then JUH walking to us on a decent deal. 


Media reports about possible smoke around the Bont. 

As captain was part of their review - obviously thing's not working.... might be able to pry out if things don't improve.

Go and get the Bont! 

 

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/thats-trouble-dogs-elpehant-in-room-as-frustrated-superstars-future-in-doubt/news-story/569789df5489e6dd3e3fc34027507161

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On 13/04/2024 at 18:33, Diamond_Jim said:

Dogs definitely need to improve their defence. In a perfect world JUH traded for Petty and something would be good for both clubs.

Shame it won't happen

It is a good idea, D_J; suits the Dogs defensively, heals the MFC forward line (and most probably encourages the kickless to be far more mobile with an attacking forward like JUH onboard). If only it could happen!

 
40 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Media reports about possible smoke around the Bont. 

As captain was part of their review - obviously thing's not working.... might be able to pry out if things don't improve.

Go and get the Bont! 

 

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/thats-trouble-dogs-elpehant-in-room-as-frustrated-superstars-future-in-doubt/news-story/569789df5489e6dd3e3fc34027507161

They will sack Bevo before they let the Bont walk out. Take that to the bank.

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They will sack Bevo before they let the Bont walk out. Take that to the bank.

If I was at any club I’d be making public offers just to watch the dogs house burn


3 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

If I was at any club I’d be making public offers just to watch the dogs house burn

Why? They are an easy kill. 

7 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Why? They are an easy kill. 

Mostly because I am sadistic and enjoy watching other clubs implode

But secondly - if it frees up a bont, a marra, a Riley sanders.... and we can get our hands on one happy days

22 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Mostly because I am sadistic and enjoy watching other clubs implode

But secondly - if it frees up a bont, a marra, a Riley sanders.... and we can get our hands on one happy days

I’m with you to an extent. Makes for a great thread on a ladder of which team you hate most ordered from 1 (most hated) to 17 (least). Doggies are not in my top 8 at all. 

13 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

I’m with you to an extent. Makes for a great thread on a ladder of which team you hate most ordered from 1 (most hated) to 17 (least). Doggies are not in my top 8 at all. 

There are 17 Clubs i hate 

Sure hope the Aints win tonight 

25 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

There are 17 Clubs i hate 

Sure hope the Aints win tonight 

Yeah, I like MFC.

That's it.


1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

They will sack Bevo before they let the Bont walk out. Take that to the bank.

Surely they’d sack everyone from the president to the boot-studder before losing Bont..?

2 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Media reports about possible smoke around the Bont. 

As captain was part of their review - obviously thing's not working.... might be able to pry out if things don't improve.

Go and get the Bont! 

Might be time for a Bont thread!!!

The Bont is a shining example of a footballer and how the game should be played.

Hard to envisage a trade scenario that would be worth their while.

28 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Might be time for a Bont thread!!!

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Bont's book has a boy with Demon colours. Omen? A certainty to be at the Dees 🤪

3 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

The Bont is a shining example of a footballer and how the game should be played.

Hard to envisage a trade scenario that would be worth their while.

Stranger things have happened. After all, Ryan Griffen left as Dogs captain to join GWS.


7 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

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Bont's book has a boy with Demon colours. Omen? A certainty to be at the Dees 🤪

Coburg?

44 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

The Bont is a shining example of a footballer and how the game should be played.

Hard to envisage a trade scenario that would be worth their while.

I always think that no individual is bigger than the club; but the Bont is definitely an exception to that rule.

Him leaving the Dogs would be the equivalent of Max leaving the Dees.

 

Off topic question. What's Max King's contract situation? The Saints look like a perennial middle of the road team, perhaps we can persuade him to come here?


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