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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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For all the doom and gloom, we are still in this. Massive rocket needed at half time. 

 

How about we kick on non-preferred when trying to goal? Can’t be worse and it’s something different

 
1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Who is our genius forward coach?

The great Greg Stafford I believe 

Howes, May, Lever and Tomo doing ok


All that effort

1.8 at half time

whens the draft?

Sparrow lacks consistency.

Goodwin is the opposite. He needs to make some changes. Jvr up the ground. Tracca up fwd  Laurie subbed off fgs. #Wake up Goody.

 
Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

Howes, May, Lever and Tomo doing ok

Back line holding up well for sure. Let down by poor skills/disposal further up the ground. 

1.8 in a half seriously put a line through us absolute bunch of mental [censored] 


3 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

100%. It’s criminal that they’re not all on their bikes anytime the ball comes past half way

I have posts from 2022 and 2023 pointing this out multiple times. Yes there’s ignored leads but Jesus, Goodwin has had years to figure this out and thus far, opening rd 2024, here we are again!!! How??????

My kingdom for a genuine CHF...

2022  2023  &  ?

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Sparrow lacks consistency.

Goodwin is the opposite. He needs to make some changes. Jvr up the ground. Tracca up fwd  Laurie subbed off fgs. #Wake up Goody.

Laurie is soft af. No appetite for the contest. 

Where are the deft knock-ons and measured kicks into the 50 we saw plenty of vs Carlton when there was nothing on the line? I think the players freak out under pressure and revert to garbage habits. Strange for a premiership winning team but I guess that's where we're at. Ultimately these bad habits are the fault of the coaches though I suppose.


When Joeboy does his review, he’s got 66 or 69 words available to him. I’m willing to grant him the use of the word “lazy” about 30 times, in whatever mix he chooses. Max of 3 lazy’s for any one player. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Way too many passengers

Get Laurie off for Billings

Is not up to it.

Nice Caleb


Just now, —coach— said:

Back line holding up well for sure. Let down by poor skills/disposal further up the ground. 

Tommo good. May too.

Oh boy did we need that .

 

Put Trac in full forward.


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