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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 27th November, 2023

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Interesting placement of the descriptor. At first glance I thought Schache was naked!

Is Josh going the Full Monty in order to be Max’s understudy? Or putting his faith in primate reversion therapy to revive his AFL career? Wishing him well for the upcoming season preseason and beyond.

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    On 20/11/2023 at 11:28, demoniac said:

    are  you always in the kitchen at parties?

    We always set up the decks on the kitchen bench.

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

     

    Kudos to Trac and the boys who joined him. Wonder who was there? shache, Salo, spargs… any others? 

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    He is. 

    Using the yellow footy to cover his belongings for a photo shoot it seems....

    He might wanna centre the ball or his belongings will go from personal to public. 

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    22 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

    Kudos to Trac and the boys who joined him. Wonder who was there? shache, Salo, spargs… any others? 

    Rooey

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    Is it just me or is Tracc looking a little flabby? Maybe he overindulged while overseas. 

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Is it just me or is Tracc looking a little flabby? Maybe he overindulged while overseas. 

    I wish I was that flabby 

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    10 hours ago, Wells 11 said:

    Kudos to Trac and the boys who joined him. Wonder who was there? shache, Salo, spargs… any others? 

    Think i saw Rivers

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Is it just me or is Tracc looking a little flabby? Maybe he overindulged while overseas. 

    He just came back from that intense Red Bull training centre in Austria, so very doubtful.

     

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Is it just me or is Tracc looking a little flabby? Maybe he overindulged while overseas. 

    I hope so, last time Demonland thought he was fat we won a premiership

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    On 18/11/2023 at 08:46, Gawndy the Great said:

    No bandaged knee. It’s a good sign for pre season at least. It would be fantastic if it held up through the season.

    I’ll be quite happy if BBB can remain injury free. Will add quite a bit if that happens. 

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    Where was Clayton Oliver? Was he there?

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    14 hours ago, Wells 11 said:

    Kudos to Trac and the boys who joined him. Wonder who was there? shache, Salo, spargs… any others? 

    JvR, Riv and Disco it seems

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    45 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

    I hope so, last time Demonland thought he was fat we won a premiership

    Too many Italian pasta’s and cooking classes.

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    16 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Interesting placement of the descriptor. At first glance I thought Schache was naked!

    Does this show a bias on your behalf ?

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    45 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    Does this show a bias on your behalf ?

    Surely I’m not the only one who had to look twice, right? I mean, everyone else thought he was naked too, right? RIGHT?!!

     I showed that pic to my sister to see if that’s how she saw it (she didn’t) but she did say if that guy (pointed to Tracc) trained naked she’d come to watch every training session. 🙄 

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Where was Clayton Oliver? Was he there?

    Doubt it. Media would've eaten it up otherwise.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Where was Clayton Oliver? Was he there?

    Just on players who are not at training, what's the situation with Joel Smith? Is he still "provisionally suspended"? And what does that even mean? 

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    9 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Just on players who are not at training, what's the situation with Joel Smith? Is he still "provisionally suspended"? And what does that even mean? 

    I would think he could train with the other players, given it isn't club sanctioned training.... could be wrong though.

    But definitely won't be at training next week.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Surely I’m not the only one who had to look twice, right? I mean, everyone else thought he was naked too, right? RIGHT?!!

     I showed that pic to my sister to see if that’s how she saw it (she didn’t) but she did say if that guy (pointed to Tracc) trained naked she’d come to watch every training session. 🙄 

    I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the new game plan😋

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    41 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

    I would think he could train with the other players, given it isn't club sanctioned training.... could be wrong though.

    But definitely won't be at training next week.

    I wonder about that. When the Essendon players were banned, they basically couldn't attend anything. I seem to recall the ban extended to Dustin Fletcher being unable to attend school football games in which his son was playing. I recognise that there are different circumstances, hence my question.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Surely I’m not the only one who had to look twice, right? I mean, everyone else thought he was naked too, right? RIGHT?!!

     I showed that pic to my sister to see if that’s how she saw it (she didn’t) but she did say if that guy (pointed to Tracc) trained naked she’d come to watch every training session. 🙄 

    WCW. You would have fitted nicely into the cheer squad  back in the 70’s  all you needed to do was throw in a bit of alcohol or other stuff and the party was on.

    all the clubs knew how to party!

     

    obviously I did not indulge in anything I should not have.  Cos I am still here 

    some friends not so fortunate.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Surely I’m not the only one who had to look twice, right? I mean, everyone else thought he was naked too, right?

    Looked to me as if he was hanging out to the left.  

    Anyway, enough about his goalkicking practice.

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