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Five Demons in the top 50. Not too shabby. Thanks Derwayne… I dislike you a little less now. šŸ˜†

*2024

I think we already have a thread for this. Worth merging just to add the visually appealing list.

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Considering how underrated he is in the wider competition, Viney in the top 10 let alone top 50 is a big surprise.

Good to see Jack get some recognition. Think he surprised a few on Brownlow night with how good a year he had.Ā 

  • Demonland changed the title to Dwayne Russell's 2024 Top 50

An [censored] to have Oliver at #30 for 2024!!!

Ok 2023 has been a bad year for him but scribes write him off at their peril and have massive egg on face next year!!

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Edit: Ā  Seriously!!! Ā Ā  Idiiot is censored!!! Ā Ā  What is the world coming to!!!Ā  I'm putting in this edit just in case readers think I used a really bad word...

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17 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Edit: Ā  Seriously!!! Ā Ā  Idiiot is censored!!! Ā Ā  What is the world coming to!!!Ā  I'm putting in this edit just in case readers think I used a really bad word...

Bad words are subjective. Posters might not think it is rude when referring to others as idiots but posters most definitely take offence when it is they that are being referred to as the idiot.

Believe me anytime someone on this site was called an idiot they complained. It was easier for moderating purposes to censor the word.

And here I was thinking you called him an [censored].

I will let this one slide because you are the only poster with an aqua colouring to your name. 😜

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10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Bad words are subjective. Posters might not think it is rude when referring to others as idiots but posters most definitely take offence when it is they that are being referred to as the [censored].

Believe me anytime someone on this site was called an [censored] they complained. It was easier for moderating purposes to censor the word.

And here I was thinking you called him an [censored].

I will let this one slide because you are the only poster with an aqua colouring to your name. 😜

Andy, I see that you have special rights when calling someone an idiiot and able to bypass the censor...

I guess I should be grateful you let me off the hook, this time....šŸ™„

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Edit:Ā  LOL the censor even works in quoted posts!!!Ā  But only for the singular!!!

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Edited by Lucifers Hero

Top 50 for ' 24^? Means absolutely nothing.

Birdcage carpet.

Anyone can pick with reasonable accuracy many of the top 50 esp top 20 as theyre the elite players who pop up most seasons unless injured.

Seasons over Dwayne. Go away. No doubt you'll be back in March blabbering alongsideĀ  BT.

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1 hour ago, Deebauched said:

Top 50 for ' 24^? Means absolutely nothing.

Birdcage carpet.

Anyone can pick with reasonable accuracy many of the top 50 esp top 20 as theyre the elite players who pop up most seasons unless injured.

Seasons over Dwayne. Go away. No doubt you'll be back in March blabbering alongsideĀ  BT.

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Bit harsh. He's part of a 24/7 sports station, with an emphasis on AFL (thankfully). It was simply an opinion piece showing rare respect for our beloved Jack. I'd listen and read Dwayne's stuff any day if Corn 🌽  is the alternative. 

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

I will let this one slide because you are the only poster with an aqua colouring to your name. 😜

The cyan letters are burning my eyes.

5 hours ago, Deebauched said:

Top 50 for ' 24^? Means absolutely nothing.

Birdcage carpet.

Anyone can pick with reasonable accuracy many of the top 50 esp top 20 as theyre the elite players who pop up most seasons unless injured.

Seasons over Dwayne. Go away. No doubt you'll be back in March blabbering alongsideĀ  BT.

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How good would it be if they both ā€œretiredā€ over the off season. Ā  BT could try some more confined space welding or amateur electrical work. (Only joking - first sentence excepted)


6 hours ago, Demonland said:

I will let this one slide because you are the only poster with an aqua colouring to your name.Ā 

I’m not jealous or anything but how come Luci gets that beautiful shade of blue? Asking for a friend who’s so jealous she can’t sleep at night.

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14 hours ago, Demon Jack said:

Considering how underrated he is in the wider competition, Viney in the top 10 let alone top 50 is a big surprise.

Good to see Jack get some recognition. Think he surprised a few on Brownlow night with how good a year he had.Ā 

many on here speciously overate our list in my view WE will struggle to make the 8 WE blew two years of chances and other teams are now equal or better

Edited by Kent

Gawn being shaded by Jacko will sting a little.

11-50 is definitely up for debate but you couldn’t really argue with the Top 10 - personally don’t think Viney is in that group but happy Dwayne thinks so

9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m not jealous or anything but how come Luci gets that beautiful shade of blue? Asking for a friend who’s so jealous she can’t sleep at night.

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

Having mixed feelings toward LucišŸ’šeh, ?Ā  But remember our motto: Ā  'Sheilas Unite'!!Ā  ā¤ļøšŸ’™

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Btw, how would you pronounce 'Luci':Ā  Lucy or Luchi (exuse the odd spelling but it is the only way I can show the phonetics)

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Edited by Lucifers Hero


Silly Dwayne. Everyone on here knows it should be

5. May
4. Viney
3. Gawn
2. Oliver
1. Petracca

šŸ˜„šŸ˜„ šŸ˜„

Gone are the days are all of Trac, Oliver and Gawn having a mortgage of the top 10/15 of everyone's list but well done to Viney for cracking #7. Never thought I'd see him that high!

The umpires loved his season too.

3 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Having mixed feelings toward LucišŸ’šeh, ?Ā  But remember our motto: Ā  'Sheilas Unite'!!Ā  ā¤ļøšŸ’™

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Btw, how would you pronounce 'Luci':Ā  Lucy or Luchi (exuse the odd spelling but it is the only way I can show the phonetics)

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Definitely Lucy.

And zero mixed feelings about you Luci… regardless of the colour of your username. It could be šŸ’© brown and I’d still love you. 😁

SHEILAS UNITE!!!Ā 

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18 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Definitely Lucy.

And zero mixed feelings about you Luci… regardless of the colour of your username. It could be šŸ’© brown and I’d still love you. 😁

SHEILAS UNITE!!!Ā 

Hmmm...in my mind's eye I've always thought of 'Luci' pronounced as Luchi...must be the Italian language influence...Ā 

Whatever the pronunciation I'm very fond of the endearment!

Yep, there are precious few Sheilas on this site so we need to stick together!!


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