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i hope the dork's wardrobe dept have a pair of shorts that actually fit him

that and a burlap bag over his head should complete the makeover 

 

As much as he annoys me, I feel for the kid, a bit of a cult figure with pies fans, wins a premiership medal and then squeezed out the door to accomodate Shultz. AFL footy is tough and dirty.

 
2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

As much as he annoys me, I feel for the kid, a bit of a cult figure with pies fans, wins a premiership medal and then squeezed out the door to accomodate Shultz. AFL footy is tough and dirty.

Dee, I believe Ginnivan has no one to blame but himself. He made his bed now he has to lay in it.  I do hope this is a wake up call for him as no one likes to see unfulfilled talent. I wish him good luck, but I still think he’s a little [censored].

On 17/10/2023 at 19:03, deegirl said:

He’s barely in Collingwood’s best 23!

 

And we already have a headbanded midget of questionable pace

Yikes 😂


On 19/10/2023 at 08:12, DeeZone said:

As much as he annoys me, I feel for the kid, a bit of a cult figure with pies fans, wins a premiership medal and then squeezed out the door to accomodate Shultz. AFL footy is tough and dirty.

I reckon the final nail was him going to the races the night before the grand final. 

7 minutes ago, TheWiz said:

I reckon the final nail was him going to the races the night before the grand final. 

And then turning up in jockey outfit to Mad Monday 

Great respect to McRae

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

And then turning up in jockey outfit to Mad Monday 

Great respect to McRae

Hahaha I didn’t know that!

 
19 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

And then turning up in jockey outfit to Mad Monday 

Great respect to McRae

Is this true? If so, it’s very funny yet very wrong!! 

On 18/10/2023 at 15:15, Demonland said:

 

I wonder if the same fan is suddenly interest in Max being treated fairly.


1 hour ago, Demonsterative said:

Is this true? If so, it’s very funny yet very wrong!! 

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On 17/10/2023 at 16:14, Willmoy1947 said:

The only problem for me would be that instead of having one bloke that never gets paid free kicks on our forward line we would have two. Hello to all my maggot friends but merry Xmas to Razor..

Willmoy - only one??

4 hours ago, monoccular said:

Willmoy - only one??

Hey M he's the only one i could name on this forum.

Mods close this thread, why talk about this player anymore.

28 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Mods close this thread, why talk about this player anymore.

Yep, the bullet has been dodged.


On 22/10/2023 at 16:02, Jaded No More said:

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Whats the bet he asks for a trade to Melbourne when we move to Caulfield

23 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Whats the bet he asks for a trade to Melbourne when we move to Caulfield

I fear he'll be in his 40s by then.

On 17/10/2023 at 11:21, BDA said:

We don’t do to well with pies cast offs. Pass

Peter Moore won a Brownlow with us.

Wayne Gordon was ok but played in a poor side with useless coaches. Sadly died very young. The Melbourne curse?

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