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I haven't read the thread yet but this will be interesting.

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21 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Carlscum won't make finals next year.

Top 4 next season I would say. Voss has actually shown himself to be a better coach than most gave him credit for (me included). The Carlton list is the right age/experience/quality profile to make the next step.

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30 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Shoutout to this guy โ€ฆ

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There's always one.


Two question come out of tonight.

One - Would we have beaten Brisbane.

Two - Would the Pies have beaten Brisbane if we had won two weeks back. And of course the Pies had gotten over Carlton.

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If any MCC PEEPS have tix to the big dance and donโ€™t want to go let me know. Mrs Super is a long long time Pies person and I want her to go (despite her protestations she wants to stay home with her Demon boys ) - her fam all pies and I have to say generally have a brain and are reasonable.ย 

41 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Broncos, Suncorp PF, Rugby League, 50,000 against the Warriors?

Not the AFL attendance.

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14 minutes ago, layzie said:

It's like the square root of a million. No-one will ever know.

Seen this a couple of times lately, you know it's a thousand right?

This thread has now collapsedย  . No bigee !ย  See you later, back to enjoying a nice whisky!

Sawadee krap !

40 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Seen this a couple of times lately, you know it's a thousand right?

Those couple of times were both from me and it's a Simpsons joke.ย 

19 minutes ago, layzie said:

Those couple of times were both from me and it's a Simpsons joke.ย 

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1 hour ago, No. 31 said:

A 3 is easily converted into an 8 ๐Ÿ˜Š

That's a pretty long wait for a team that just made a prelim. Unless you're planning on a few in-between, which is unwise cos I think we all know the Dees have got the next three sewn up....ย ๐Ÿฅด

But bad luck No. 31, you guys gave it a good shake for your first finals series in a decade. Lots to look forward to.


41 minutes ago, nedleg said:

That's a pretty long wait for a team that just made a prelim. Unless you're planning on a few in-between, which is unwise cos I think we all know the Dees have got the next three sewn up....ย ๐Ÿฅด

But bad luck No. 31, you guys gave it a good shake for your first finals series in a decade. Lots to look forward to.

2028 for the Blues Quintuple ... 5-peat Flag ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

The Blues window is definitely open now, just need to keep working to improve and evolve, but all the right ingredients are there which hasn't been the case for a long time. I am pretty happy how the season panned out after the horror 6 losses in a row.ย 

I am still bullish on the Dees as well, just need to look at the foward line set up and perhaps adjust some tactical things. Tinkering rather than wholesale refurbishment that some understandably dejected souls here think.

Would be happy to split some silverware with the Dees up to 2028 ๐Ÿ˜Š

1 hour ago, layzie said:

Those couple of times were both from me and it's a Simpsons joke.ย 

So long as Math is being butchered for the sake of comedy then carry on. I won't torque of it again..

Just now, Left Foot Snap said:

So long as Math is being butchered for the sake of comedy then carry on. I won't torque of it again..

I like this a lot.

Torque is underrated.

41 minutes ago, layzie said:

I like this a lot.

Torque is underrated.

Should be on everyone's rotation..

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Drunk spelling


I think I've listened to Christian Woman by Type-O-Negative at least 5 times in a row on this bus replacement/train/tram ride back from Mitcham.

It's the only thing that makes me feel good right now for some reason.

8 hours ago, Superunknown said:

If any MCC PEEPS have tix to the big dance and donโ€™t want to go let me know. Mrs Super is a long long time Pies person and I want her to go (despite her protestations she wants to stay home with her Demon boys ) - her fam all pies and I have to say generally have a brain and are reasonable.ย 

Sorry , can't help. Do have tickets to academy awards, Wimbledon men's final, Skylab, birdcage on cup day. Let me know if she's at all interested . Will shout her a frock as well.

10 hours ago, DubDee said:

The Blues have had their version of our 2018. iโ€™m looking forward to seeing them implode under the expectation of success next yearย 

unlike us, we smashed it in 2019

Yes, that 5 win season was awesome!!ย 

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7 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Should be on everyone's rotation..

Twisted SOBs

10 hours ago, No. 31 said:

Top 4 next season I would say. Voss has actually shown himself to be a better coach than most gave him credit for (me included). The Carlton list is the right age/experience/quality profile to make the next step.

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8 hours ago, No. 31 said:

2028 for the Blues Quintuple ... 5-peat Flag ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜

The Blues window is definitely open now, just need to keep working to improve and evolve, but all the right ingredients are there which hasn't been the case for a long time. I am pretty happy how the season panned out after the horror 6 losses in a row.ย 

I am still bullish on the Dees as well, just need to look at the foward line set up and perhaps adjust some tactical things. Tinkering rather than wholesale refurbishment that some understandably dejected souls here think.

Would be happy to split some silverware with the Dees up to 2028 ๐Ÿ˜Š

These sort of comments are uninformed. Look at Essendon after 2000. Look at Geelong and Fremantle this year. Thereโ€™s absolutely no guarantees in this game.ย 


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