Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

I really don’t want Carlton to win. But the reality is, they’re the only ones with a chance to beat Collingwood. 

Brisbane will [censored] the bed at the G. Nothing surer. 

 
9 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Daisy Pearce won’t shut up. Worse than Watson. 

Painful.. struggles to string a sentence together the both of them. 

Come on Lions, grind these Blues into the grass. All of the Blues weaknesses are now on show, which is great to see.

 

What an incredible quarter by the Lions! 

Take me hoome country ....a [censored] it!


Joe is scary when he’s on. 
He’s the difference maker between making a GF and winning one. Anyone claiming our current key forward stocks are adequate should take note. 

 
11 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Umpires have started cheating calling touched goals again🤮🤮🤮

Double down on that🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Just put a cooler on Walsh ... he's their hot finals play maker.  Game over


Amazing what the pressure of a final does.

Cameron nails that snap 95 out of 100 in a H&A 

Edited by Demon Dynasty

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Double down on that🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I love the vomit Emoji🤮


22 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Do we need the incessant commentary... the game is the entertainment

No its not. Gotta have music, flashing lights, ground aliveness, etc etc

 

Edit was meant to be announcers but oh well

Edited by biggestred

Walsh is a cheat. Just like the Sparrow free kick he milked on the fence, he flops when trying to get a double 50. Him & Cripps are a great double.

2 minutes ago, BaliDemon said:

Don’t muck around Dees. 
Get Tom Lynch.

5EBE416C-E0D6-45EE-9C8C-D43D0A18BE8A.jpeg.8a6f727bb5f9c19b0ef44f9f1673bd5a.jpeg

BC53DF20-3E1C-4BEB-B4DA-70AA404562EA.jpeg

4831CAAB-1D5F-4FD9-9921-F3F6A8599B1B.jpeg

YEEESSSSSS!

9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Painful.. struggles to string a sentence together the both of them. 

I know it is heresy on this site....but could daisy please shut up 


Brisbane should win this comfortably.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Looks like the fix is in - that too far was [censored] ridiculous

🤮

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 6 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Love
    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Haha
    • 480 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Sad
      • Clap
      • Like
    • 2,050 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Shocked
      • Haha
    • 1,742 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

    In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 325 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.