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18 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Gee it helps to win a clearance.

Well done Smith.

Pay attention Tmac.

Watch it again and just before the ball comes in Tmac gets body on Weitering and prevents him getting to the contest

 

It's not the umpires' fault we are behind. It's our wayward forward line yet again. In an arm wrestle, the winner is always the side that converts its chances.

Same strengths and same weaknesses on show. Bombing it to no one. Tmac can’t get off the ground at all. Well done Joel smith. Only for him we’d be in all sorts.

no composure, trac the main offender. Struggling to move the ball.

but we’re still in it. Hoping our superior fitness can see us home.

come on dees. 

 

Let's face it..as mecurial as his skills are Kossi is an [censored]. 

Pickett [censored] the bed again in a big game. Why am I not surprised?


At this point I'd sun Schache out midway through the third for McDonald.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Yep been saying that for ages. His hack kicks are meaningless 

Are we talking about Petracca?

Just now, IRW said:

Let's face it..as mecurial as his skills are Kossi is an [censored]. 

Has been a liability so far. Hopefully he can light up the second half.

 
4 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Get TMac off and try Schache. Can’t be worse.

Won't be better. I can guarantee. There's a reason he isn't on at the start when the heat is on. Soft as half-melted butter.


2 minutes ago, —coach— said:

I cannot believe what I saw that quarter. Never have I see such a blatant attempt to get a team back into it than that.

I really don’t understand the rules of footy anymore. That was incomprehensible. 

Just now, praha said:

At this point I'd sun Schache out midway through the third for McDonald.

Yes, TMac needs to retire. respectfully 

1 minute ago, Dee-monic said:

It's not the umpires' fault we are behind. It's our wayward forward line yet again. In an arm wrestle, the winner is always the side that converts its chances.

We're at 57% efficiency going forward. Our issue tonight is actually giving away territory on the flanks.

Didn't see Spargo that quarter.

Jordan ain't no Gus.

Fire up Fritta.

Anb too.

Chandler and Kozzie ain't that much at all. 

Smith a Lone hand fwd.

Tmac see ya later. Tx for some memories . You should not have been there last week as well.  Could you just show a glimmer of gusto in perhaps your last game.   Fgs.

Bring on the sub.

 


The lack of foot skills in our team is glaring, isn't it?

3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Pickett set the tone early by giving up the shot on goal Smith had early in the game.

He will be suspended for his bump on Cripps and rightly so.

 

Won't be much of a loss tbh on current form. Unfortunately the next cab off the rank would be Bailey Laurie and that fills me with very little confidence.

2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Pickett set the tone early by giving up the shot on goal Smith had early in the game.

He will be suspended for his bump on Cripps and rightly so.

 

Tries to be the tough guy too much too.

Just get a kick first Koz.

Undisciplined.

2 minutes ago, Dee-monic said:

It's not the umpires' fault we are behind. It's our wayward forward line yet again. In an arm wrestle, the winner is always the side that converts its chances.

They completely changed the momentum and also denied us getting the lead back. Disgraceful. But doing as they are told.

Just now, BDA said:

Same strengths and same weaknesses on show. Bombing it to no one. Tmac can’t get off the ground at all. Well done Joel smith. Only for him we’d be in all sorts.

no composure, trac the main offender. Struggling to move the ball.

but we’re still in it. Hoping our superior fitness can see us home.

come on dees. 

TMac is a game killer and they have hom next season as well!

Takes the biggest defender..hasn't been true for seasons,now he just gets in the way and crushes our hopes.

Faark! 


1 minute ago, leucopogon said:

Pickett [censored] the bed again in a big game. Why am I not surprised?

I'm waiting for the impossible hanger attempts now.

Commentary completely ignores the ARC. AFL shysters

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

Didn't see Spargo that quarter.

Jordan ain't no Gus.

Fire up Fritta.

Anb too.

Chandler and Kozzie ain't that much at all. 

Smith a Lone hand fwd.

 

Tmac see ya later. Tx for some memories . You should not have been there last week as well.  Could you just show a glimmer of gusto in perhaps your last game.   Fgs.

Bring on the sub.

 

8 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Huh? I think without him tonight we’d be getting absolutely smashed!

Mate he's had a putrid first half. Dinky little 5m kicks that gets directly turned over. 

Running at 55% says it all along with just 2 tackles.

It's Jake Lever, Petracca and May who are keeping us in it.


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