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We’ve been running out games superbly but a 90k crowd worries me in the final quarter.

Hope we stay within 10 points for the first three quarters.

With his injury and return to the side, I think Clarry is cherry ripe for a 35+ disposal masterclass. Just hope him and Trac don’t try to do too much early

Huge game, can’t wait

 

A long day. On my way to work now then will make my way into the G.

I'm feeling excited but tonight I'll be a wreck.

I just hope our young ones like van Rooyen can deal with what's going to come tonight. Finals is a different type of pressure.

Cox will know doubt be gutlessly targeting Max but hopefully Max can turn on his A game.

I would love to see kozzie stand up tonight and snag a few 

Crappin me dacks

 
5 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

Congratulations Joel Smith! A baby girl and a damn fine excuse for missing training. 
 

Make her immediately proud!! 

well played Mrs Smith getting induced a day early

its all about teamwork y’all!

Vibes are like

team america vomit GIF


1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

Vibes are like

team america vomit GIF

Always enjoy seeing this gif while eating breakfast...

2 hours ago, DutchDemons said:

was it in the west of the town?

I am pumped. Got the day off work, the kid will be in daycare, it's gonna be 29 degrees and sunny in Amsterdam. Can't wait to smash beers in the sun after a big win!!

It's held in the entertainment precinct through fortitude valley. About 15 venues running simultaneously. 150 bands over 3 nights. It's Disneyland with bands!

Like a smaller version of South by Southwest

Enjoy those beers

 

I just hope we take our chances straight away and not kick badly like last time we played them. That was frustrating to watch

My only post for the day

Quietly confident. 

We have them covered in all depts.

We'll run out game better.

They're WOBBLY.. we aren't. 

Pies out in straight sets.

Dees Flag

Go Dees 


Here in Somalia it’s midnight, game starts bang smack in the middle of the day, presenting a conundrum as have been trying to lead by example here, and the boss getting on the beers at lunch is not a good look. Fortunately DSTV (ZA cable channel) is showing the game live so I might have a stomach ailment and move to the guest house for a conference call.

Me before bed last night 

Woo Hoo Season 5 GIF by Friends
 

Me trying to sleep and not dream about losing

Angry Ross Geller GIF by Friends

Me this morning

drunk ross geller GIF

 

4 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Here in Somalia it’s midnight, game starts bang smack in the middle of the day, presenting a conundrum as have been trying to lead by example here, and the boss getting on the beers at lunch is not a good look. Fortunately DSTV (ZA cable channel) is showing the game live so I might have a stomach ailment and move to the guest house for a conference call.

I already have a visual of you, already, wincing and rubbing your stomach at opportune moments... then collecting an academy award.

Do what you gotta do!

We just have to win because I do not want to face Carlton or Sydney next week.

Plus the joy if we win tonight will be huge 

Any demonlanders get any sleep last night? 🥱😮‍💨

 


7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Me before bed last night 

Woo Hoo Season 5 GIF by Friends
 

Me trying to sleep and not dream about losing

Angry Ross Geller GIF by Friends

Me this morning

drunk ross geller GIF

 

i think you might have a thing for Ross?

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

i think you might have a thing for Ross?

He just had all the emotions right 

Collingwood will be manic at the start. We need to withstand that. In front, or close, at three quarter time and we win this.

Looks like it is going to be wet, so our small forwards become even more important.

No Hollywood handballs. Just shunt it forward. Win ugly Dees.

22 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

I already have a visual of you, already, wincing and rubbing your stomach at opportune moments... then collecting an academy award.

Do what you gotta do!

Kidney stones to justify the screaming…

I predict we’ll win our next 3 games. 


Goody happy with Tom McDonald’s return.

The timing is good. We need him.

Game Day

bring it on

quite confident. We have been building to the this level.  Win it well Dees 

few injuries, a big occasion, win this win the flag.  biggest game all year apart from KB game. We prevailed then  same tonight..

we have no need for any mfcss is all in the past.   30-35 points easing down !
 

 

Well this the big one ... and I mean BIG ONE !  

Win this and we can start polishing up the plinth to set The 2023 Cup on.

Predictions from The Manor.

JVR - 3 goals

Clarrie - 30 possies and BOG.

Max - a big captain's game !

Dees by 17.


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