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The Non Gameday Thread

Previously known as LITD.
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5 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

You can try ringing a Geelong supporter and ask them what they do in September...

Would they have worked it out yet? Lot of research to catch up on.

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    Cleaned out the closet while watching Casey get smashed. 0 stars. 

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    Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

    Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

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    9 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

    Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

    I too hate crowded markets, I like all the space and quiet to decide what groceries I fancy for the week.

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    Mowed the lawns which neaarly killed me.

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    25 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

    Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

    Because only half the people at the MCG are peasants. 

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    2 minutes ago, dl4e said:

    Mowed the lawns which neaarly killed me.

    Oh my god how many lawns did you have to mow?

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    1 minute ago, Chook said:

    Oh my god how many lawns did you have to mow?

    Takes about an hour so I will make up for it with some extra tinnies tonite.

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    Has anyone ever contemplated what is actually in chicken salt?

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    39 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

    Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

    Chadstone the worst. I can last about 30 mins before my chest starts to tighten and I have to get out of there.

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    Lying by the pool in Sanur, Bali.. 32c and nothing different is forecast for the whole week.

    A tough life but someone has to prop up the economy here

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    14 minutes ago, Jontee said:

    Has anyone ever contemplated what is actually in chicken salt?

    MSG?

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    11 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    MSG?

    And not chicken sweat?

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    Jayden Hunt finished 4th in Eagles B & F.

    Well done Jayden.

    Edited by Redleg

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    Spent the day in Brisbane travelling for work. 

    Perfect weather for footy up here.  I agree with Jono Brown Lions Vs Port should be played in the afternoon not at night.  Sorry, just realised I should have posted this in the Non-MFC: Non game day thread.

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    A solid cast miniature statue/ bottle opener demons player for Father's Day is not too shabby.

    Beats the old soap on a rope and Brut 33.

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    39 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    A solid cast miniature statue/ bottle opener demons player for Father's Day is not too shabby.

    Beats the old soap on a rope and Brut 33.

    Nice- I got a Clarry bobble head for father's day.  ...and a bottle opener.  Could probably open a bottle with Clarry's head.

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    Some of you did well for Father's Day by the sound of it.

    All I received were three anonymous cards addressed "To Whom It May Concern".

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    17 hours ago, Jontee said:

    Has anyone ever contemplated what is actually in chicken salt?

     

    16 hours ago, Jontee said:

    And not chicken sweat?

     

    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    And chicken feet.

    Chickens don’t sweat. Well, my chickens don’t. They’re dainty little ladies, sweating is beneath them.

    Chicken feet are a delicacy, no? Can’t imagine they’d be ground to make chicken salt. Maybe the beaks?

    Also, Thursday can’t come quickly enough, clearly. 😑

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    Chickens don’t sweat. Well, my chickens don’t. They’re dainty little ladies, sweating is beneath them.

    Chicken feet are a delicacy, no? Can’t imagine they’d be ground to make chicken salt. Maybe the beaks?

    Also, Thursday can’t come quickly enough, clearly. 😑

    Mmmmm Chicken feet with a side of beak.

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