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5 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

You can try ringing a Geelong supporter and ask them what they do in September...

Would they have worked it out yet? Lot of research to catch up on.

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Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

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9 minutes ago, Chook said:

Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

I too hate crowded markets, I like all the space and quiet to decide what groceries I fancy for the week.

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25 minutes ago, Chook said:

Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

Because only half the people at the MCG are peasants. 

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

Oh my god how many lawns did you have to mow?

Takes about an hour so I will make up for it with some extra tinnies tonite.

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39 minutes ago, Chook said:

Went to the supermarket in the middle of the day (usually go late at night). Way too many people moving way too slowly. Would not recommend.

Why do I like 90,000 at the MCG but hate 90,000 at my local supermarket?

Chadstone the worst. I can last about 30 mins before my chest starts to tighten and I have to get out of there.

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Lying by the pool in Sanur, Bali.. 32c and nothing different is forecast for the whole week.

A tough life but someone has to prop up the economy here

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A solid cast miniature statue/ bottle opener demons player for Father's Day is not too shabby.

Beats the old soap on a rope and Brut 33.

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39 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

A solid cast miniature statue/ bottle opener demons player for Father's Day is not too shabby.

Beats the old soap on a rope and Brut 33.

Nice- I got a Clarry bobble head for father's day.  ...and a bottle opener.  Could probably open a bottle with Clarry's head.

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17 hours ago, Jontee said:

Has anyone ever contemplated what is actually in chicken salt?

 

16 hours ago, Jontee said:

And not chicken sweat?

 

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

And chicken feet.

Chickens don’t sweat. Well, my chickens don’t. They’re dainty little ladies, sweating is beneath them.

Chicken feet are a delicacy, no? Can’t imagine they’d be ground to make chicken salt. Maybe the beaks?

Also, Thursday can’t come quickly enough, clearly. 😑

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21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

 

Chickens don’t sweat. Well, my chickens don’t. They’re dainty little ladies, sweating is beneath them.

Chicken feet are a delicacy, no? Can’t imagine they’d be ground to make chicken salt. Maybe the beaks?

Also, Thursday can’t come quickly enough, clearly. 😑

Mmmmm Chicken feet with a side of beak.

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