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Posted
4 hours ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Thanks Webber

and to Demonlanders FCS don’t panic when another click bait story is rolled out re hashing the subject again

And don't panic when it's the same scenario after the next game 

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or maybe this one?

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Not the Collins class i hope!

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Posted
9 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

It does seem precautionary. However, that foot is going to be a big target for Filth attention and deliberate injury. 

As will Cox's codss

Posted
5 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

My professional suggestion is that all our key players spent the next 8 days lying down. Nothing could go wrong if they just stop moving so much trying to exist! 

Last time is was told to lie down i woke up with five kids

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Look I did say straight after the game that he should not walk, run or do any sort of movement at all and tjat even the slightest breeze needed to be avoided. 

Prevention is better than cure!

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Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

PPS: What is ‘Fishy’?

What is Fishy? 😱

Only the Fish Creek Football Netball Club. Won the second most number of senior premierships of any Aussie Rules football club in Australia (behind Port Adelaide Magpies).

Hopefully we can add #37 to go with #14 for the Dees in a few weeks time.

If I had to choose only one it would be the Dees, but only just.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Update

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I remember this; kicked 9, and missed a sitter out of the solar system on the full, against the martians.

Perhaps I dreamt it and it was only 8

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Posted
3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Update

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Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Demon Disciple said:

What is Fishy? 😱

Only the Fish Creek Football Netball Club. Won the second most number of senior premierships of any Aussie Rules football club in Australia (behind Port Adelaide Magpies).

Hopefully we can add #37 to go with #14 for the Dees in a few weeks time.

If I had to choose only one it would be the Dees, but only just.

Who's likely to meet them in the granny Demon Disciple? 

Posted
37 minutes ago, Chook said:

Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

there is a lack of atmosphere not gravity. gravity is there but less than on earth

bayley would provide a great substitute for atmosphere, but

and with no atmosphere his hair wouldn't have a single strand out of place

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Posted
4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

He visited his mum on Monday and definitely wasn’t wearing one. As she said, he was “going about his life in the usual way” as on any other day off.
Sorry @Jaded No More… I told her to tell him to lie down and do nothing until next Thursday as per your request but unfortunately his five dogs ain’t having a bar of it. 😁

Pauline said maybe the media is getting him confused with her… she’s on crutches with a broken leg. 😂

FIVE DOGS?

This makes me nervous. Remember that time Petracca broke his toe tripping over his dog while playing basketball?

Or the OTHER time his dog bit him and he nearly lost a finger?

Or that time Stephen Tingay walked through a glass door... Ok that one had nothing to do with dogs. 😂

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Posted
8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

there is a lack of atmosphere not gravity. gravity is there but less than on earth

bayley would provide a great substitute for atmosphere, but

and with no atmosphere his hair wouldn't have a single strand out of place

1/6th of rthe Earth's gravity if I'm not mistaken DC?

Posted
17 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Enjoy the ‘less stressful’ days while you can.

Anyways, I’ve only got 3 more days as Fishy are playing in the 2nd Semi this Saturday. Win and we’re straight through to the granny.

Where's the game DD?

Posted
58 minutes ago, Chook said:

Would Fritsch need to use more product or less product to keep his hair in place on the moon? I feel like the lack of gravity would prove problematic.

Science has confirmed that Fritsch's hair is the universal constant of physics. Observing it is the only known way to gather information about the contents of a black hole. Just Google 'Black Hole Fine Hair'.

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Dees_In_October said:

FIVE DOGS?

This makes me nervous. Remember that time Petracca broke his toe tripping over his dog while playing basketball?

Or the OTHER time his dog bit him and he nearly lost a finger?

Or that time Stephen Tingay walked through a glass door... Ok that one had nothing to do with dogs. 😂

Tingay wasnt alone from memory.

oops.j

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Posted
9 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

My professional suggestion is that all our key players spent the next 8 days lying down. Nothing could go wrong if they just stop moving so much trying to exist! 

 

4 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Last time is was told to lie down i woke up with five kids

Nominee for post of the year.


Posted
6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:


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I bet your kids also cut sick at you for using this word. 🙃

Actually after I told my 11 year old daughter what it means, she said it was ‘slay’. 😂

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Posted
1 hour ago, Palace Dees said:

Where's the game DD?

I'm 10mins from Fish Creek and Foster,  but never been to a local game. I live next door to the Foster fc President and he'd eat our pet sheep if I started following Fishy. Didn't realise how successful the club has been, that's super impressive for a town of 800!

Such a beautiful part of the world too. I know, because we overlook it 😁

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Posted
51 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Actually after I told my 11 year old daughter what it means, she said it was ‘slay’. 😂

Sounds like “sweaty”

Learnt that from my 13yo nephew

as in “awesome”

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Sounds like “sweaty”

Learnt that from my 13yo nephew

as in “awesome”

“Another day, another slay, QUEEEENIE.”

I love it - great humour. 

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Apologies for reverting back to the topic thread: are there any facts emerging about the status and prognosis of Bailey’s foot?

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Posted
11 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Apologies for reverting back to the topic thread: are there any facts emerging about the status and prognosis of Bailey’s foot?

yes, have it from impeccable source that foot still exists

you're welcome

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