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On 7/20/2023 at 8:25 AM, layzie said:

I wish there was more footage of it, looked like something out of Tad Lasso.

I haven't seen Ted Lasso but taking a punt for potential good social veneer. 

A dog does play a part in Ted Lasso

The fictional Richmond FC has a greyhound as its mascot... no more spoilers... fantastic feel good show

 
4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

AFL 2023 ROUND 01 - MELBOURNE V WESTERN BULLDOGS - AFL Photos

Yeah ,nice one, very funny!  LOL

He played in R 1 apparently.

I must of been on the sauce.

57 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

The rude player probably used to read DL and was shocked at all the negativity even during our flag season.

Come on give us a hint. Its your call.

May,Fritsch or Hibberd?

Actually, it’s the complete reverse. The player in question is arguably the player least bagged on DL. Besides that, he couldn’t give a fat rat’s about anything that’s said about him or his teammates. That’s as much of a hint as I’ll give since I know that people who you’d think don’t read DL, actually do. 😉 

 

 
5 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Laurie's debut was earlier this year.

I'm reminded of one of Jack Dyer's memorable comments (about Melbourne's own Lally Bamblett):

"Bamblett made a great debut last week and an even better one today".

12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Actually, it’s the complete reverse. The player in question is arguably the player least bagged on DL. Besides that, he couldn’t give a fat rat’s about anything that’s said about him or his teammates. That’s as much of a hint as I’ll give since I know that people who you’d think don’t read DL, actually do. 😉 

 

I wonder if it's the same person who played between 1984 and 1986......


9 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I'm reminded of one of Jack Dyer's memorable comments (about Melbourne's own Lally Bamblett):

"Bamblett made a great debut last week and an even better one today".

Let's hope so!!!

24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Actually, it’s the complete reverse. The player in question is arguably the player least bagged on DL. Besides that, he couldn’t give a fat rat’s about anything that’s said about him or his teammates. That’s as much of a hint as I’ll give since I know that people who you’d think don’t read DL, actually do. 😉 

 

Player least begged on DL? Must be Clarry. 
EVERYBODY LOVES CLARRY 😂

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Actually, it’s the complete reverse. The player in question is arguably the player least bagged on DL. Besides that, he couldn’t give a fat rat’s about anything that’s said about him or his teammates. That’s as much of a hint as I’ll give since I know that people who you’d think don’t read DL, actually do. 😉 

 

Does his name rhyme with Lleyton Polyper?

Edit: JNM got in first. Clarry looks like hes a serious competitor on AND off the field. The Michael Jordan of the AFL :laugh:

Edited by John Demonic

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The players who most appreciate the banners along with everything else we do (besides Melksy) are BBB, Langers, Harmesy, Ricky Lever and Brodie. These guys are also hands down the friendliest and the ones who engage with us the most. 

Choco, Goody and Richo are also super appreciative. ❤️💙

Conversely, there are some players who don’t engage at all and even one who is notoriously rude to DA members. Not gonna name them but it’s like with any group of individuals in life: some are not as pleasant as others. 

Thanks for sharing that.

Not surprised in the slightest about BBB and Lever. Both come across as ripper individuals.

 

1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

Does his name rhyme with Lleyton Polyper?

😂 No, but love the name. Clarrie’s not rude, he’s just shy. 


42 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Player least begged on DL? Must be Clarry. 
EVERYBODY LOVES CLARRY 😂

One of the players least bagged. Clarrie isn’t as friendly as the others but that’s his quiet nature. When you talk to him on-on-one he’s really nice. 

On a random note did anyone catch the Jack Viney piece they did before the game last week? It was really good. Shows how far our club has come to the dark days when Jack first started 


9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

One of the players least bagged. Clarrie isn’t as friendly as the others but that’s his quiet nature. When you talk to him on-on-one he’s really nice. 

everyone gets bagged on demonland

so, you must really mean someone who doesn't get bagged-much

10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

One of the players least bagged. Clarrie isn’t as friendly as the others but that’s his quiet nature. When you talk to him on-on-one he’s really nice. 

The least bagged players on DL are Clarry, Trac, Max and Viney I reckon. Oh and maybe JVR. Hasn’t done enough wrong yet 😂
 

I know it’s not Max or Trac. They’ve both been nothing but lovely when I’ve met them before. Viney would probably punch you if you annoyed him 😂

Edited by Jaded No More

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

The least bagged players on DL are Clarry, Trac, Max and Viney I reckon. Oh and maybe JVR. Hasn’t done enough wrong yet 😂

depends if you want to include lesser knowns playing mainly for casey

18 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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I think this is the right change for the week, one forced, one based on form. Spargo will more than likely come back in at some point but needs to find some football at vfl level. Don’t get attached to Tommo, I’d think given past selection Petty comes straight back when fit.
 

Current iteration of the forward line (bar Spargo) gets another turn to see how it goes, before Gawndy goes into the mix in a few weeks. 

Edited by Fromgotowoewodin

23 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Good changes this week.  Spargo whilst has skill, has not had the acceptable output this year.  Petracca whilst playing forward is playing up the ground so Spargo isn't needed for that role.

Chandler is a great replacement, hopefully can recapture the early season form


Good changes this week.

Petty has been injured and in so-so form all year. Might be fitness and constant changing of role. Tomlinson is fit and in better form as a defender. He’s been dominant at Casey too, so good to reward form instead of reputation.

Spargo hasn’t been in great form. Chandler started the year really well but struggled more recently. Hopefully he makes the most of the opportunity this week and hits the scoreboard again. 

Edited by Lord Travis

42 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

The least bagged players on DL are Clarry, Trac, Max and Viney I reckon. Oh and maybe JVR. Hasn’t done enough wrong yet 😂

Daisy...

Only joking 'Walking'

Good changes. Chandler lucky to come back in after not showing too much at Casey but we need his run and pressure.

I reckon if he kicks a goal or two the wheel will turn for him

Crows significantly impacted by their outs. Laird is huge

 

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