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NON-MFC: Rd 18 2023

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4 hours ago, Demonland said:

The Giants have the worst theme song in the history of theme songs. 

I don't mind it. The worst belongs to Gold Coast.

 

Isn’t it lovely to see a big Melbourne club get pantsed down at kardinia park

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

The Giants have the worst theme song in the history of theme songs. 

It’s actually top tier, if not perhaps the best of all of them.

 
7 hours ago, DubDee said:

not sure why people were cheering for the Giants. they are one of the form teams of the comp

now we face an angry crows team on the rebound 

Angry Crows couldn't even rebound after their loss to the Bombers.

We'll beat the Crows without too much fuss next week. their away record is very shabby.


9 hours ago, Demonland said:

The Giants have the worst theme song in the history of theme songs. 

Nah it's a ripper.

 

Edited by Clintosaurus

11 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

The sickening love for that side from the media makes me want to vomit. They have been bog ordinary this year. Let’s see how they go against Brisbane, Port and Pies. 

Three greatests loves of the media:

Jeelong

Collingwood

Daicos

15 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Three greatests loves of the media:

Jeelong

Collingwood

Daicos

Martin Then Buddy!!!

 
12 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Plus they have KP. It is by far the biggest home ground advantage in the comp. 

It sure is and every team should have to play there once if playing the Cats twice during a season. If not playing twice they should be required to alternate home games between seasons.


6 hours ago, BillyBeane said:

Isn’t it lovely to see a big Melbourne club get pantsed down at kardinia park

And it was Essendon oh the joy.

Essendon FC will be furious their season might have been derailed playing down at the cattery   " why wasnt it transferred to the G  they cried" 

Essendon not only lost the 4 points but their crucial % points have been smashed thanks to a 77 p spanking by the big farmer boys.

No way does Essendon play down there next year . Melbourne must lobby the AFL. We cannot continue to be sent down there every year. Itll be close to a certain loss with 40k Geelong members screaming at the umps and pushing their players over the line.

GWS  ?????? Who are they LOL  Theyre about the only team that can consistently win at the cattery and they knocked off Crows in Adelaide  ffs.  Unreal.   They might sneak in the 8 soon.  How the hell is Stkilda still 6. Theyre a bottom 8 team not top 8.  Insane fixture helps them and Ess.

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Three greatests loves of the media:

Jeelong

Collingwood

Daicos

Hamish McLachlan loves 

Geelong 

Geelong 

Geelong 

Tom Hawkins 

Paddy Dangerfield 

Jezza Cameron 

Gryan Miers 

All the other Geelong players 

than 

Collingwood 

Collingwood 

Nick Daicos 

Darcy Moore 

All the other Collingwood players 


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Pick your favourite

 

Is their bite worse than their bark?

Edited by Tarax Club

4 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Nah it's a ripper.

 

I love this. 

Grand old flag is far and away the best theme song in the league. Obviously. Tigerland not bad and I don’t mind the Crows song. other than those I don’t care much for the rest of them.

Edited by BDA


6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How are hawthorn kicking so badly. They are under a roof

I'd feel bad for them, but then I realised it's hilarious and [censored] hawthorn.

2 hours ago, BDA said:

Grand old flag is far and away the best theme song in the league. Obviously. Tigerland not bad and I don’t mind the Crows song. other than those I don’t care much for the rest of them.

Carlton must be the worst...

 
2 hours ago, BDA said:

Grand old flag is far and away the best theme song in the league. Obviously. Tigerland not bad and I don’t mind the Crows song. other than those I don’t care much for the rest of them.

Sorry to disagree with you BDA but I think we are number 4 behind Tigers, hawks and pies.

Gee today is a gold mine for the media. Hawks vs Roos and Tigers vs weagles. 


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