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So sick of our effortless tackles. We are playing ye olde bruise free footy.

This could get evenย  uglier.


Rivers was held off the contest then...

Mark No.7 inside 50. Game already has that stench.

This game is a shining example of why we need quick and skilful mids.

Trac, Clarry and Viney would all be 5-10kg heavier than their oppositionย 

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Yawn

players not looking โ€œinterested โ€œย 

Friday night footy on the big stage and we are overhandballing once again to no effectย 

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Pre grand final Goody in the wet ball.

Too much mucking around and not enough flow.

When you constantly try to spin around and u turn youโ€™re going to slip and slide and lose numbers.

You can use the ball in the wet but it has to be quick hands to players in motion.ย 


If this isnโ€™t the most pathetic midfield game youโ€™ve seen us play in 3 years I want to know what is


Another game, and another centre clearence slaughter.

A grade midfield and 2 a grade ruckman.

You couldn't script this [censored].


1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

So sick of our effortless tackles. We are playing ye olde bruise free footy.

This could get evenย  uglier.

Could? Itโ€™s got the brisbane game written all over it.ย 

Are we already done? Jesus Christ what an embarrassmentย 

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Mark No.8 inside 50.

Weโ€™re just flat track bullies it seems.

Yet another team cranks up the pressure and we fall to bits.ย 


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